Dan & Phil Part 9: The most fun we've ever had

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Lurktacularr wrote: I used to give them (mostly Dan) shit in my head for being so awkward about it but I was being massively naive. They're keeping these teenage girls (sometimes younger) at literal arm's length because they're full grown adult men. Throw in the fact many of these girls wanna rip their pants off (and bring in signs calling them 'daddy' *gip*) and its a no-brainer that you're not gonna hug them properly.
I don't know why I didn't see that or assumed they weren't doing it on purpose. Seeing all the shit in the tatinof thread like 'no kissing' etc has clearly opened my eyes. I guess as an older viewer I never thought of it cos if they wanted to press their whole bodies against me I'd be DOWN FOR THAT but that would be ok cos I'm their age.
I actually may be able to watch M&G videos now I can keep this in mind. Previously I'd cringe my neck off at Dan's hugging but knowing its deliberate and justified may just make it bearable :lol:
This wasn't remotely on topic but WHAT IS THESE DAYS EH. Fucking upload something boys before I eat my Mac because I forget what I'm supposed to do with it.
I've always thought that they were very conscious that they are hugging teenage girls at M&Gs (teenage girls who are paying to touch them) but that being said I think Dan may just be an awkward hugger anyway particularly when his not comfortable with the person.

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That's the only video springing to mind right now but I'm sure there is at least one other video I've seen where his hugging another youtuber and making hugging look like an all round painful experience.
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pearshaped34 wrote:
I've always thought that they were very conscious that they are hugging teenage girls at M&Gs (teenage girls who are paying to touch them) but that being said I think Dan may just be an awkward hugger anyway particularly when his not comfortable with the person.

See 1:12ish
That's the only video springing to mind right now but I'm sure there is at least one other video I've seen where his hugging another youtuber and making hugging look like an all round painful experience.
In a later video, when asked if he's taller than Dan, Bry plays that exact clip for proof and he says "this is a video of him giving me a terrible hug" lol
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Hope someone saved that snapchat, so I can watch it. Looks like a fun group.
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[quote="Lain"][quote="daphenaxa"]
the way dan is holding his bottle is so weird. also his hands really are gigantic[/quote]

I think he's returning the rude gesture. XD

Does anyone know what those beverages are?[/quote]

Looks to me like a bottle of jarritos
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greatnessflicker wrote:
pearshaped34 wrote:
I've always thought that they were very conscious that they are hugging teenage girls at M&Gs (teenage girls who are paying to touch them) but that being said I think Dan may just be an awkward hugger anyway particularly when his not comfortable with the person.

See 1:12ish
That's the only video springing to mind right now but I'm sure there is at least one other video I've seen where his hugging another youtuber and making hugging look like an all round painful experience.
In a later video, when asked if he's taller than Dan, Bry plays that exact clip for proof and he says "this is a video of him giving me a terrible hug" lol
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Well his not wrong about the hug.
He also puts Dan at 6"4 which actually sounds about right if Phil's 6"2 but I don't think Dan himself has ever claimed to be above 6"3. Someone seriously needs to measure that boy.
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If someone wants to share some actual question ideas for M&G, I for one would be happy to have them. I have no idea what I'll end up saying, other than possibly suggesting they play "Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes" because banter under pressure.

A few pages back someone mentioned fans being happy with a 30 second scripted experience - I don't know if "happy" applies, but that's exactly what I expected when I shelled out the money. There will never be a fully satisfying experience of me having a personal conversation with them for hours, and that's fine. Instead, they'll dish out plastered smiles and compliment my t-shirt (which I bought specifically for them to compliment, since there won't be anything else worth remarking on, and I'm benevolent) and sign my stuff, and they won't remember me 30 seconds later. But I won't have any regrets on missing the chance to see them in person, which is what matters to me.

Also - yes, please, death to "daddy" trend. It cannot vanish soon enough.
That's my socializing quota for the month up.
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apathy wrote:If someone wants to share some actual question ideas for M&G, I for one would be happy to have them. I have no idea what I'll end up saying, other than possibly suggesting they play "Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes" because banter under pressure.
I'm of no help because I would have no idea what to say, but I'll fully join the campaign to get them to play "Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes." I played it with my best friend of 8+ years and it simultaneously brought us closer together and drove us apart haha
pearshaped34 wrote: Well his not wrong about the hug.
He also puts Dan at 6"4 which actually sounds about right if Phil's 6"2 but I don't think Dan himself has ever claimed to be above 6"3. Someone seriously needs to measure that boy.
I never noticed Bry's comment before (too fixated on watching the terrible hug)
what is up with the (mis)information out there about their heights?
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pearshaped34, et al, thanks for finding that video clip. I had been trying to remember which Bry video that was. Bry is 6'5". It makes sense in so many ways that Dan is around 6'4".
Also, glad to see them with Mamrie. I really love her!
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Awkward huggers unite! Just shake my hand, please. :?
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Lain wrote:Awkward huggers unite! Just shake my hand, please. :?
Neither you nor Dan should ever tour the globe making hella bank partially out of hugging people then, that would be super weird and so uncomfortable to watch.

wait
I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is talk shit on IDB
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Another nice pic.
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SquishPhan wrote:Another nice pic.
Adorable (as always) but do those two EVER split up? Even on a bus with other youtube "friends" acquaintances, they sit together.

At the same time I would find it very odd to see them apart.

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Is Dan doing even here the peace sign?

EDIT: while it is cute that they always are togheter at yt events I don't find it strange: they are in a place where ,while they have friends, they are more of aquaitances and ,each in his own way, is shy/introvert.So why not stick with the one person you are totally confortable with and that won't leave you. (but then I'm shy and usually stick to the 2/3 people that I feel good with)
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SquishPhan wrote:Another nice pic.
When do they ever not sit together or generally separate a little at these things? Lets entertain for a second that they're just best friends. Is that normal? Do other duos do that too? I'm genuinely asking - like I've never seen Smosh or any other best friend duos at this kind of thing so idk. I can imagine the answer is 'no' as I certainly don't act that way with my best friend but who knows

And to put the goggles back on, people I *do* see sticking by each other and always sitting together are Jenna and Julien, Josh and Coleen, Melix, Zalfie etc.

Sometimes I feel like its the quietest shit like that which speaks the loudest to me.

Edit - karma_yeah are you inside my brain? I like it
I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is talk shit on IDB
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karma_yeah wrote:
SquishPhan wrote:Another nice pic.
Adorable (as always) but do those two EVER split up? Even on a bus with other youtube "friends" acquaintances, they sit together.

At the same time I would find it very odd to see them apart.

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Yeah you can’t fault people for thinking that they are joined at the hip, since from lots of pictures we get at these things they usually are.
corn flakes wrote: Is dan doing even here the peace sign?
Yes he is. :facepalm:
And again next to Phil.
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Lurktacularr wrote:
Lain wrote:Awkward huggers unite! Just shake my hand, please. :?
Neither you nor Dan should ever tour the globe making hella bank partially out of hugging people then, that would be super weird and so uncomfortable to watch.

wait
He could definitely 'afford' to loosen up a bit and at least give a fuller embrace, but I do empathize with his awkwardness.
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Lurktacularr wrote:
SquishPhan wrote:Another nice pic.
When do they ever not sit together or generally separate a little at these things? Lets entertain for a second that they're just best friends. Is that normal? Do other duos do that too? I'm genuinely asking - like I've never seen Smosh or any other best friend duos at this kind of thing so idk. I can imagine the answer is 'no' as I certainly don't act that way with my best friend but who knows
Can't speak for anyone but myself, but I totally do that with my best friend. Even hanging out with other friends, I'm still clingy to them. For me, it's an anxiety-security thing. Not to mention that D&P have been like this for so long, that if there's ever even just a picture with one and not the other, everyone goes crazy questioning it.

Also, I just realized that I used to have a best friend I was really close to and everyone always asked if we were dating. We weren't, and she was straight, but literally everyone would keep asking us and no one would accept that we weren't. This is simultaneously amazingly coincidental and awful.

(BTW this post isn't meant to negate them being together, per usual. I'm still phan AF even despite my own perspectives )
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karma_yeah wrote: Adorable (as always) but do those two EVER split up? Even on a bus with other youtube "friends" acquaintances, they sit together.
Lurktacularr wrote: When do they ever not sit together or generally separate a little at these things? Lets entertain for a second that they're just best friends. Is that normal? Do other duos do that too? I'm genuinely asking - like I've never seen Smosh or any other best friend duos at this kind of thing so idk. I can imagine the answer is 'no' as I certainly don't act that way with my best friend but who knows

And to put the goggles back on, people I *do* see sticking by each other and always sitting together are Jenna and Julien, Josh and Coleen, Melix, Zalfie etc.
And even the couples who do tend to stick together at these YT events aren't completely inseparable. Maybe it's unfair to compare Depples to hetero couples, because it's a bit more normalized for the girl to have her girl friends and the boy to have his bros, but still... damn...
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I imagine that if they did go separate for a while at these type of events, other YouTubers would just constantly ask where the other was :')

Then when they're reunited again, one of those YouTubers come up to them like 'Oh good you found each other again'
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Is Dan wearing a mask? Has he been replaced by a cardboard cutout and no one has noticed? Why is his face exactly the same in every photo? :roll:

EDIT: I can't even comment on the fact that they are never apart. I'd expect nothing less of them at this point. Dan obviously needs a constant supply of Phil's life force at all times to survive.
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Ok just ignore me while I fantasise aloud about my nonexistent M&G experience.

The most important thing is to get Phil's hands on my bare shoulders so I'll have to wear some sort of bustier/corset/boobtube contraption that is age appropriate for a middle-aged nose pervert.

Secondly, a cheeky, rule breaking Dan grope that results in Drake, complete with flower crown, manhandling me, scooping me up into his arms while I thrash around then I stop breathing and they take turns reviving me.

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I know for me being a shy extrovert, if I go to events with people I'm comfortable with I'm quiet and cling to that specific group. If I'm forced to go to a thing alone I just hide quietly in the corner and absorb information from everyone's conversations around me So in that way I can totally see those two being joined at the hip
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I was looking at this sweet photo and then realised Ddril is there ;)
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