Dan & Phil Part 15: F*ck Your Best Friend Day

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Waggle9007 wrote:Apparently Dan locked Phil out of their hotel room ...#phandivorced :lol:
I'm so curious on what happened! I feel for Phil though. His wife kicks him out of the room and instead of wallowing the hallways in private his embarrassment is forever documented by the fans 
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I like how quick he is to end the rumour

edit: also my room
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kuensukki wrote:
Waggle9007 wrote:Apparently Dan locked Phil out of their hotel room ...#phandivorced :lol:
I'm so curious on what happened! I feel for Phil though. His wife kicks him out of the room and instead of wallowing the hallways in private his embarrassment is forever documented by the fans 
lol husbands fighting
I bet it was that thing Phil talked about Dan taking forever to get ready/being late always.
They might have been getting ready and when Dan took too long Phil just went 'I'm going to wait outside , hurry up' like a proper married couple

edit: lol Phil's quicker than me ^
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#phandivorced

Is the photo from yesterday, as he is wearing that shirt from dan's bd?

As for phil tweet let me have some fun "my" :sideeye:
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yupitsme wrote: I like how quick he is to end the rumour

edit: also my room
That reply sounds like Dan wrote it. It even has Dan's writing style.
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Crumbs, the phandom even finds him in the hotel hallway. We are legion indeed 8-)

That piñata photo with matching shirts and all the lights of Vegas in the background is just adorable.

Edit - or is it "I am legion"? Also, I'm now a butt chair. Don't sit on me, Dan, I have back issues.
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i have never been more scared than having my instagram comments on updatedphan despite being a mod phil is coming for us all
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PolarFox wrote:
yupitsme wrote: I like how quick he is to end the rumour

edit: also my room
That reply sounds like Dan wrote it. It even has Dan's writing style.
I was thinking that. Phil always capitalizes, I had to look twice to see if it was from Phil's twitter. Maybe Dan is making it up to Phil by clearing the rumors for him ;)
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haha what no

phil dont ruin all my phan dreams
PolarFox wrote:
yupitsme wrote: I like how quick he is to end the rumour

edit: also my room
That reply sounds like Dan wrote it. It even has Dan's writing style.
no that reply sounds exactly like phil
aoifa wrote:i have never been more scared than having my instagram comments on updatedphan despite being a mod phil is coming for us all
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Maybe Dan locked him out and has his phone...
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Philena wrote:Maybe Dan locked him out and has his phone...
Maybe Phil is actually Dan and Dan x Dan is true?

And It's all actually DAN, The Amazing Dan is Not on Fire?

#Phan is not real but #Dan is.



(I should drink less coffee )

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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yupitsme wrote: I like how quick he is to end the rumour

edit: also my room
Glad that they enjoyed Vegas.

That tweet though. :sideeye: Sorry Phil, but I'm not buying it.
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That tweet though. :sideeye: Sorry Phil, but I'm not buying it.
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haha, what? no, that tweet is completely believable.

Also guyze, hows the magazine going?

Just asking.

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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Anonymousse wrote:
Philena wrote:Maybe Dan locked him out and has his phone...
Maybe Phil is actually Dan and Dan x Dan is true?

And It's all actually DAN, The Amazing Dan is Not on Fire?

#Phan is not real but #Dan is.



(I should drink less coffee )
#dan4lyfe
I mean, anything is possible with these two (er, this one?)
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SquishPhan wrote:
yupitsme wrote: I like how quick he is to end the rumour

edit: also my room
Glad that they enjoyed Vegas.

That tweet though. :sideeye: Sorry Phil, but I'm not buying it.
Agreed. I'm not buying it ether. If the keycard failed to work on his "own room" why would you just stand outside of the door?? Any normal person would go to the main desk to see what they could do...
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Philena wrote:
Anonymousse wrote:
Philena wrote:Maybe Dan locked him out and has his phone...
Maybe Phil is actually Dan and Dan x Dan is true?

And It's all actually DAN, The Amazing Dan is Not on Fire?

#Phan is not real but #Dan is.



(I should drink less coffee )
#dan4lyfe
I mean, anything is possible with these two (er, this one?)
everything is dan
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danphil333 wrote:
Philena wrote:
Anonymousse wrote:
Philena wrote:Maybe Dan locked him out and has his phone...
Maybe Phil is actually Dan and Dan x Dan is true?

And It's all actually DAN, The Amazing Dan is Not on Fire?

#Phan is not real but #Dan is.



(I should drink less coffee )
#dan4lyfe
I mean, anything is possible with these two (er, this one?)
everything is dan
dandandandandan
As it should be. As he likes it.
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confusedpanda wrote:
SquishPhan wrote:
yupitsme wrote: I like how quick he is to end the rumour

edit: also my room
Glad that they enjoyed Vegas.

That tweet though. :sideeye: Sorry Phil, but I'm not buying it.
Agreed. I'm not buying it ether. If the keycard failed to work on his "own room" why would you just stand outside of the door?? Any normal person would go to the main desk to see what they could do...
yeah i was gonna point that out

but at the same why would he/they lie about that? idk sometimes i can't with these two, it's the bus with two bedrooms situation all over again
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Anonymousse wrote:
SquishPhan wrote:
That tweet though. :sideeye: Sorry Phil, but I'm not buying it.
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haha, what? no, that tweet is completely believable.

Also guyze, hows the magazine going?

Just asking.
Been wondering the same, lol.
I even stopped writing my thing bc everyone went quiet

keycard: he could have been waiting for a staff to come and fix it, hotels sometimes do that, but I don't want to crush any dreams lol
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i hope they never collab, i don't like miranda sings at all. :sideeye:
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backin2009 wrote: i hope never, i don't like miranda sings at all. :sideeye:
Same, I don't find her funny at all. :(
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One obvious truth would be that Dan wasn't there, but would return soon. Perhaps they had both left and returned separately. I mean, I hate pointing out obvious things, but sometimes it feels necessary when everyone gets their panties in a twist :platonic:

Colleen looking for some Phandom attention before the debut of her new show?
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actually phils explanation sounds more logical to me than "omg dan locked him outside #phandivorced" "aww their lives are like a fanfiction"
maybe dan was downstairs in a restaurant or sth and phil was waiting for the staff to come

what makes me laugh hysterically is phil once again rushing to clear up any rumors

can miranda sings fuck off, cant stand her
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ngl, i find it hilarious she wrote 'dan and phil'. like. they're seen as a duo to people who don't even know them.
and she didn't write dan or phil, she wrote dan and phil.
(i think they should collab. phil would be making his classic ;0 face the whole time, but i bet it would be entertaining)
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yupitsme wrote:
backin2009 wrote: i hope never, i don't like miranda sings at all. :sideeye:
Same, I don't find her funny at all. :(
Same here, she can stay far away from Dan and Phil as far as I'm concerned. :lol:
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