Dan & Phil Part 9: The most fun we've ever had

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I never have a crush in anyone, I absolutely love D&P but 100% platonic. Also Dan is better looking in general, but sometimes Phil does something And I'm like "Damn!" Like seriously Dan you are a lucky guy. Also Dan is cute and squishy and soft. What even is this post... I love them so much
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[offtopic]Thank goodness has their TATINOF in Boston instead of getting suck in this YouTube debacle
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Anyway this candid photo tickles me ;) I understand Dan reluctance of body contact with strangers but with Nat too :roll:
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[offtopic]Markplier and jacksepticeye are now following DP!! I love jacksepticeye, he is one of my favorite gamers and I also find his green hair cute. I feel like he would fit well with DP, can they please film a gaming vid [/offtopic]
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This guys is honestly the hero of the Phandom. Protecting our boys from any harm or potential crazed fans. He is the real MVP.
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The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like :| :| :| :| :|

Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
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cora808 wrote:The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like :| :| :| :| :|

Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
I think he actually is though. I mean, I don't think the AP qualities of his personality are entirely fabricated, but I think they are well balanced by an actual adult who enjoys horror movies and scary books, gruesome gory tv shows, and dark humor. (I'm also sure he does have a foul-mouth when warranted.)
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alittledizzy wrote:
cora808 wrote:The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like :| :| :| :| :|

Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
I think he actually is though. I mean, I don't think the AP qualities of his personality are entirely fabricated, but I think they are well balanced by an actual adult who enjoys horror movies and scary books, gruesome gory tv shows, and dark humor. (I'm also sure he does have a foul-mouth when warranted.)
Well he won the "cards against humanity" game, didn't he?
I mean I can look like a very inocent person in real life but thanks god my irl friends don't know what I do on the internet :twisted:
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alittledizzy wrote:
cora808 wrote:The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like :| :| :| :| :|

Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
I think he actually is though. I mean, I don't think the AP qualities of his personality are entirely fabricated, but I think they are well balanced by an actual adult who enjoys horror movies and scary books, gruesome gory tv shows, and dark humor. (I'm also sure he does have a foul-mouth when warranted.)

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Another cute future family photo ;)
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The dan making himself look shorter/smaller than phil conspiracy theory still going strong..
With dan wearing flat shoes and Phil standing up straight their height difference is less than an inch. When is someone taking measurements in the M&G!!!?
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majitzu wrote:
alittledizzy wrote:
cora808 wrote:The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like :| :| :| :| :|

Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
I think he actually is though. I mean, I don't think the AP qualities of his personality are entirely fabricated, but I think they are well balanced by an actual adult who enjoys horror movies and scary books, gruesome gory tv shows, and dark humor. (I'm also sure he does have a foul-mouth when warranted.)
Well he won the "cards against humanity" game, didn't he?
I mean I can look like a very inocent person in real life but thanks god my irl friends don't know what I do on the internet :twisted:
I watched Marcus and Louis's vlog but they didn't mention Phil winning the game, how you guys know that? Also in the vlog isn't he the host (whatever that called) not the player?
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akui wrote:
majitzu wrote:
alittledizzy wrote:
cora808 wrote:The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like :| :| :| :| :|

Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
I think he actually is though. I mean, I don't think the AP qualities of his personality are entirely fabricated, but I think they are well balanced by an actual adult who enjoys horror movies and scary books, gruesome gory tv shows, and dark humor. (I'm also sure he does have a foul-mouth when warranted.)
Well he won the "cards against humanity" game, didn't he?
I mean I can look like a very inocent person in real life but thanks god my irl friends don't know what I do on the internet :twisted:
I watched Marcus and Louis's vlog but they didn't mention Phil winning the game, how you guys know that? Also in the vlog isn't he the host (whatever that called) not the player?
In cards against humanity the 'Card Czar' (upon googling this is what the dealer is called in CAH lol), changes each round, if I remember correctly the person who won becomes the next Czar? So yeah he would have been playing too basically :)
Also it's definitely mentioned that Phil wins in one of the vlogs but I don't remember which one, I'm thinking Zoe/Alfie/Jim but it's been a while since I watched any of those.. :?
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akui wrote:
majitzu wrote:
alittledizzy wrote:
cora808 wrote:The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like :| :| :| :| :|

Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
I think he actually is though. I mean, I don't think the AP qualities of his personality are entirely fabricated, but I think they are well balanced by an actual adult who enjoys horror movies and scary books, gruesome gory tv shows, and dark humor. (I'm also sure he does have a foul-mouth when warranted.)
Well he won the "cards against humanity" game, didn't he?
I mean I can look like a very inocent person in real life but thanks god my irl friends don't know what I do on the internet :twisted:
I watched Marcus and Louis's vlog but they didn't mention Phil winning the game, how you guys know that? Also in the vlog isn't he the host (whatever that called) not the player?
I haven't seen the video, but I've played the game and the game master or whatever changes from round to round

Edit: oops someone beat me to it
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They mentioned it in Zoe's vlog


At 3:30, if you want to see the start of that night go to 2:35
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Is Dan wearing shorts in this though? We don't see that very often
So is Phil I think. And they appear to be real American type shorts, not those creepy Capri pants / clam diggers that Europeans seem to find fashionable ;)
I love those shorts on them. They work really well with boots like in those gorgeous holiday photos of them on the rocks

Chiming in here as another loving Phil in the "dads" photo. He does look great when he's more relaxed as himself like that, though he does a good pose at the M&Gs too, good spine twisting with the gun-fingers etc, he gets into it. Would also marry him in a heartbeat.
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Thx guys. I've never played cards against humanity before so i have no idea of the rules.

I saw updatephan, phanstatics, dphq and dinofvy1 played the phandom version once before.
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alittledizzy wrote:
cora808 wrote:The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like :| :| :| :| :|

Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
I think he actually is though. I mean, I don't think the AP qualities of his personality are entirely fabricated, but I think they are well balanced by an actual adult who enjoys horror movies and scary books, gruesome gory tv shows, and dark humor. (I'm also sure he does have a foul-mouth when warranted.)
+1ing on both of these comments. I love seeing Phil "accidentally" make a dirty joke and then look satisfyingly into the camera while Dan flails in embarrassment.
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achika wrote:
alittledizzy wrote:
cora808 wrote:The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like :| :| :| :| :|

Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
I think he actually is though. I mean, I don't think the AP qualities of his personality are entirely fabricated, but I think they are well balanced by an actual adult who enjoys horror movies and scary books, gruesome gory tv shows, and dark humor. (I'm also sure he does have a foul-mouth when warranted.)
+1ing on both of these comments. I love seeing Phil "accidentally" make a dirty joke and then look satisfyingly into the camera while Dan flails in embarrassment.

There's also always this: (7:40)

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[offtopic]Their Japanese friend Duncan's new video had Tabinof in the background. It's nice to see their friends supporting them.

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felucca wrote:
l8er_sk8er wrote:edit: And this is Jack's tweet. Tom and MatPat on rhe photo. I'm confused.
Oh my god DREAM TEAM.

I've been home sick all day and I think I've managed to watch like 6 hours of GTLive. It's the ultimate feelgood gaming channel and to be honest I've started to prefer MatPat/Stefanie to Phan, they're the most adorable couple on Youtube and Mat's amazing and charming and the best.
[offtopic]Ugh Jack and MatPat are my favourite youtubers, other than Deppy ofc. So when I saw this picture I nearly died! Just on a game theorist binge again at the moment! I think it is Mat's voice that gets me [/offtopic]

Anyway...
RE: Phils Sexiness. I am much more attracted to Dan than I am to Phil but I would rather marry Phil in a heartbeat. He does seem like the best husband material. Dan should lock him down quick (unless he already has..) I could stare at Dan all day long though and he just seems to be getting more attractive.

I am really shocked that they haven't uploaded agar.io yet. They really didn't record many gaming videos did that. It will be June before we get Undertale.. :roll:
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I'll let you all fight for Phil's deer impression and marry Dan
If you’re attracted to somebody, you’ll want them to sniff you eventually - Dan
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave* - Oqua (actually Phil)
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sweetmm wrote:
Anyway this candid photo tickles me ;)
What are they even doing here? Whatever it is I love it haha
kuensukki wrote:The dan making himself look shorter/smaller than phil conspiracy theory still going strong..
With dan wearing flat shoes and Phil standing up straight their height difference is less than an inch. When is someone taking measurements in the M&G!!!?
In the first one I think Dan is just making himself shorter so the fan can lean on his shoulders because Phil looks like he's got bent knees as well. But yeah in that second photo their heights are very similar!
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he is not standing straight and kinda bending his knees too tho
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*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave* - Oqua (actually Phil)
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