Dan & Phil Part 9: The most fun we've ever had
I never have a crush in anyone, I absolutely love D&P but 100% platonic. Also Dan is better looking in general, but sometimes Phil does something And I'm like "Damn!" Like seriously Dan you are a lucky guy. Also Dan is cute and squishy and soft. What even is this post... I love them so much

[offtopic]Thank goodness has their TATINOF in Boston instead of getting suck in this YouTube debacle
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Anyway this candid photo tickles me
I understand Dan reluctance of body contact with strangers but with Nat too
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Anyway this candid photo tickles me



[offtopic]Markplier and jacksepticeye are now following DP!! I love jacksepticeye, he is one of my favorite gamers and I also find his green hair cute. I feel like he would fit well with DP, can they please film a gaming vid [/offtopic]

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This guys is honestly the hero of the Phandom. Protecting our boys from any harm or potential crazed fans. He is the real MVP.fancy_nancy wrote:
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The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like
Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.





Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.

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I think he actually is though. I mean, I don't think the AP qualities of his personality are entirely fabricated, but I think they are well balanced by an actual adult who enjoys horror movies and scary books, gruesome gory tv shows, and dark humor. (I'm also sure he does have a foul-mouth when warranted.)cora808 wrote:The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like![]()
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Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
Well he won the "cards against humanity" game, didn't he?alittledizzy wrote:I think he actually is though. I mean, I don't think the AP qualities of his personality are entirely fabricated, but I think they are well balanced by an actual adult who enjoys horror movies and scary books, gruesome gory tv shows, and dark humor. (I'm also sure he does have a foul-mouth when warranted.)cora808 wrote:The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like![]()
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Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
I mean I can look like a very inocent person in real life but thanks god my irl friends don't know what I do on the internet :twisted:

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alittledizzy wrote:I think he actually is though. I mean, I don't think the AP qualities of his personality are entirely fabricated, but I think they are well balanced by an actual adult who enjoys horror movies and scary books, gruesome gory tv shows, and dark humor. (I'm also sure he does have a foul-mouth when warranted.)cora808 wrote:The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like![]()
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Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
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The dan making himself look shorter/smaller than phil conspiracy theory still going strong..
With dan wearing flat shoes and Phil standing up straight their height difference is less than an inch. When is someone taking measurements in the M&G!!!?
With dan wearing flat shoes and Phil standing up straight their height difference is less than an inch. When is someone taking measurements in the M&G!!!?
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I watched Marcus and Louis's vlog but they didn't mention Phil winning the game, how you guys know that? Also in the vlog isn't he the host (whatever that called) not the player?majitzu wrote:Well he won the "cards against humanity" game, didn't he?alittledizzy wrote:I think he actually is though. I mean, I don't think the AP qualities of his personality are entirely fabricated, but I think they are well balanced by an actual adult who enjoys horror movies and scary books, gruesome gory tv shows, and dark humor. (I'm also sure he does have a foul-mouth when warranted.)cora808 wrote:The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like![]()
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Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
I mean I can look like a very inocent person in real life but thanks god my irl friends don't know what I do on the internet :twisted:
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In cards against humanity the 'Card Czar' (upon googling this is what the dealer is called in CAH lol), changes each round, if I remember correctly the person who won becomes the next Czar? So yeah he would have been playing too basicallyakui wrote:I watched Marcus and Louis's vlog but they didn't mention Phil winning the game, how you guys know that? Also in the vlog isn't he the host (whatever that called) not the player?

Also it's definitely mentioned that Phil wins in one of the vlogs but I don't remember which one, I'm thinking Zoe/Alfie/Jim but it's been a while since I watched any of those..

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I haven't seen the video, but I've played the game and the game master or whatever changes from round to roundakui wrote:I watched Marcus and Louis's vlog but they didn't mention Phil winning the game, how you guys know that? Also in the vlog isn't he the host (whatever that called) not the player?majitzu wrote:Well he won the "cards against humanity" game, didn't he?alittledizzy wrote:I think he actually is though. I mean, I don't think the AP qualities of his personality are entirely fabricated, but I think they are well balanced by an actual adult who enjoys horror movies and scary books, gruesome gory tv shows, and dark humor. (I'm also sure he does have a foul-mouth when warranted.)cora808 wrote:The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like![]()
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Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
I mean I can look like a very inocent person in real life but thanks god my irl friends don't know what I do on the internet :twisted:
Edit: oops someone beat me to it
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I love those shorts on them. They work really well with boots like in those gorgeous holiday photos of them on the rocksuglyamerican wrote:So is Phil I think. And they appear to be real American type shorts, not those creepy Capri pants / clam diggers that Europeans seem to find fashionableyupitsme wrote:
Is Dan wearing shorts in this though? We don't see that very often![]()
Chiming in here as another loving Phil in the "dads" photo. He does look great when he's more relaxed as himself like that, though he does a good pose at the M&Gs too, good spine twisting with the gun-fingers etc, he gets into it. Would also marry him in a heartbeat.
+1ing on both of these comments. I love seeing Phil "accidentally" make a dirty joke and then look satisfyingly into the camera while Dan flails in embarrassment.alittledizzy wrote:I think he actually is though. I mean, I don't think the AP qualities of his personality are entirely fabricated, but I think they are well balanced by an actual adult who enjoys horror movies and scary books, gruesome gory tv shows, and dark humor. (I'm also sure he does have a foul-mouth when warranted.)cora808 wrote:The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like![]()
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Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
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achika wrote:+1ing on both of these comments. I love seeing Phil "accidentally" make a dirty joke and then look satisfyingly into the camera while Dan flails in embarrassment.alittledizzy wrote:I think he actually is though. I mean, I don't think the AP qualities of his personality are entirely fabricated, but I think they are well balanced by an actual adult who enjoys horror movies and scary books, gruesome gory tv shows, and dark humor. (I'm also sure he does have a foul-mouth when warranted.)cora808 wrote:The Ddril thing reminds me of MCR's bodyguard BigWorm, when the fandom tried to fame him, but he was so not about it. Always like![]()
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Also, in my head I like to imagine (99.9% sure it's not the case, but I like to pretend), that despite the sunshine cinnamon bun dewdrop sprinkle rainbow bean persona, when the cameras are off Phil is a total foul-mouthed, perverted, super dark weirdo that's into dark shit.
I mean, he DOES like horror movies and suspense books. And he was immediately drawn to the all-black wearing borderline goth with the pessimistic outlook (Dan) hahahaha.
There's also always this: (7:40)

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[offtopic]Ugh Jack and MatPat are my favourite youtubers, other than Deppy ofc. So when I saw this picture I nearly died! Just on a game theorist binge again at the moment! I think it is Mat's voice that gets me [/offtopic]felucca wrote:Oh my god DREAM TEAM.l8er_sk8er wrote:edit: And this is Jack's tweet. Tom and MatPat on rhe photo. I'm confused.
I've been home sick all day and I think I've managed to watch like 6 hours of GTLive. It's the ultimate feelgood gaming channel and to be honest I've started to prefer MatPat/Stefanie to Phan, they're the most adorable couple on Youtube and Mat's amazing and charming and the best.
Anyway...
RE: Phils Sexiness. I am much more attracted to Dan than I am to Phil but I would rather marry Phil in a heartbeat. He does seem like the best husband material. Dan should lock him down quick (unless he already has..) I could stare at Dan all day long though and he just seems to be getting more attractive.
I am really shocked that they haven't uploaded agar.io yet. They really didn't record many gaming videos did that. It will be June before we get Undertale..

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I'll let you all fight for Phil's deer impression and marry Dan
If you’re attracted to somebody, you’ll want them to sniff you eventually - Dan
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave* - Oqua (actually Phil)
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave* - Oqua (actually Phil)
What are they even doing here? Whatever it is I love it hahasweetmm wrote:
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In the first one I think Dan is just making himself shorter so the fan can lean on his shoulders because Phil looks like he's got bent knees as well. But yeah in that second photo their heights are very similar!kuensukki wrote:The dan making himself look shorter/smaller than phil conspiracy theory still going strong..
With dan wearing flat shoes and Phil standing up straight their height difference is less than an inch. When is someone taking measurements in the M&G!!!?
he is not standing straight and kinda bending his knees too tho
If you’re attracted to somebody, you’ll want them to sniff you eventually - Dan
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave* - Oqua (actually Phil)
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave* - Oqua (actually Phil)