Dan & Phil Part 11: Kinda queer and terrible #ComeTogether

[flarequake]

I believe it's technically 'the next morning' in the US, right?
No luck yet :/

Also, the single chair

[Ticia]

[coffee pig]

I see all these youtuber couples: Zalfie, and now Janiel, and they are so in your face couply and loud. It's cute but it gets old fast. One thing I love about DP is how understated they are in their acts of affection but how loud those actions tend to speak.

I don't want to burst your bubble, but this is still very much because we don't actually know if they are together.

Im going to pretend this is on topic just because of their shared love of llamas buuut Amber of f(x) has a few new songs out and also she has the ship Kryber with a fellow member Krystal which has a lot of similarities it seems to

So I asked my Kpop and f(x) obsessed cousin, the only one who knows about my secret obsession, if she knew about Kryber and if they are like Deppy and she just sent me this picture.



Are you telling me there is an adorable lesbian version of Deppy out there I could be stanning instead? Leaving this fandom now, bye.

Update: Apparently Krystal is dating some boyband member, all my dreams are dead.

Tell that to all the theorist and hardcore fans

Undoubtedly. I'm more likely to believe that Korean talent management would go through effort to cover up their artist's sexualities/same-sex relationships, because of their tight hold on their artists' public images and South Korea's quiet homophobia, than I would believe in some elaborate Larry cover-up (I'm looking at you, Larries, it's time to let that one go.) But I don't have the energy to get involved in conspiracy theories in yet another fandom. is the only relationship conspiracy theory I have ever kind of believed in, and I still have a lot of doubts, so I like to think I'm not completely delusional. I'll go back to not-so-patiently waiting for Undertale now.

[SquishPhan]

Has it only been 84 years? Feels like a lot longer.

[bee]

I am so glad dan and phil don't daily vlog. Don't watch PvP but I felt so bad for them during their breakup vid. Gave a lot of insight into what daily vlogging can do to your relationships.

I can so understand that daily vlogging but also what do, can take over your relationship, and that you don´t even see really what´s what, and that it happens. It makes me worry for sometimes. Maybe they make it work somehow but I feel conflicted a lot. I don´t think it´s healthy at all (for longer periods). And then it's like, I am supporting these people with watching them, but at the same time it's like voyeurism and I feel almost guilty? I don't really know how to describe it. It's so easy to get taken up with the attention and whole world and then you lose yourself in it.
But maybe that is just me and how I view fame and having large followings in some way.

I believe it's technically 'the next morning' in the US, right?
No luck yet :/

This makes me laugh, thanks

[phamnotof]

this is very random, but I've got this Tumblr anon (that's how every good horror story starts, right?) that keeps nagging me with messages about Dan's supposed secret girlfriend - and it's bullcrap, but their reciept seems to be some sort of award cemeremony that Dan took an 'unknown female to' and the 'demon phannies' ignore its existence because they can't explain it away. Does anyone know what they're on about?

[Ticia]

this is very random, but I've got this Tumblr anon (that's how every good horror story starts, right?) that keeps nagging me with messages about Dan's supposed secret girlfriend - and it's bullcrap, but their reciept seems to be some sort of award cemeremony that Dan took an 'unknown female to' and the 'demon phannies' ignore its existence because they can't explain it away. Does anyone know what they're on about?

Most likely it's the "kissing" picture with Bryony What do those messages say?

[alittledizzy]

this is very random, but I've got this Tumblr anon (that's how every good horror story starts, right?) that keeps nagging me with messages about Dan's supposed secret girlfriend - and it's bullcrap, but their reciept seems to be some sort of award cemeremony that Dan took an 'unknown female to' and the 'demon phannies' ignore its existence because they can't explain it away. Does anyone know what they're on about?

Please, anon. If there were any 'unknown female' associated with Dan, the tumblr no-homo/defend-platonic-phan squad would be all the fuck over it, it would be inescapable. The antiphan mod would probably cry an ocean of happy tears that we'd all just be floating around in right now.

[Poe]

this is very random, but I've got this Tumblr anon (that's how every good horror story starts, right?) that keeps nagging me with messages about Dan's supposed secret girlfriend - and it's bullcrap, but their reciept seems to be some sort of award cemeremony that Dan took an 'unknown female to' and the 'demon phannies' ignore its existence because they can't explain it away. Does anyone know what they're on about?

Please, anon. If there were any 'unknown female' associated with Dan, the tumblr no-homo/defend-platonic-phan squad would be all the fuck over it, it would be inescapable. The antiphan mod would probably cry an ocean of happy tears that we'd all just be floating around in right now.

This is the best description of how the phandom reacts to anything slightly regarded to Dan and Phil

[SquishPhan]

this is very random, but I've got this Tumblr anon (that's how every good horror story starts, right?) that keeps nagging me with messages about Dan's supposed secret girlfriend - and it's bullcrap, but their reciept seems to be some sort of award cemeremony that Dan took an 'unknown female to' and the 'demon phannies' ignore its existence because they can't explain it away. Does anyone know what they're on about?

Please, anon. If there were any 'unknown female' associated with Dan, the tumblr no-homo/defend-platonic-phan squad would be all the fuck over it, it would be inescapable. The antiphan mod would probably cry an ocean of happy tears that we'd all just be floating around in right now.

This is the best description of how the phandom reacts to anything slightly regarded to Dan and Phil

Very true. Some of those people would love to rub it in Phan's eyes if something like that were to actually happen and we would never hear the end of it.

[Ticia]

this is very random, but I've got this Tumblr anon (that's how every good horror story starts, right?) that keeps nagging me with messages about Dan's supposed secret girlfriend - and it's bullcrap, but their reciept seems to be some sort of award cemeremony that Dan took an 'unknown female to' and the 'demon phannies' ignore its existence because they can't explain it away. Does anyone know what they're on about?

Please, anon. If there were any 'unknown female' associated with Dan, the tumblr no-homo/defend-platonic-phan squad would be all the fuck over it, it would be inescapable. The antiphan mod would probably cry an ocean of happy tears that we'd all just be floating around in right now.

This is the best description of how the phandom reacts to anything slightly regarded to Dan and Phil

Very true. Some of those people would love to rub it in Phan's eyes if something like that were to actually happen and we would never hear the end of it.

On that note: most of the non-phan Tumblr pages I've seen are a bit aggressive against the phans, while most of the phan pages are like really excited puppies that scream OMG IM CRAFTING whenever DP looked at each other

[DryCereal]

this is very random, but I've got this Tumblr anon (that's how every good horror story starts, right?) that keeps nagging me with messages about Dan's supposed secret girlfriend - and it's bullcrap, but their reciept seems to be some sort of award cemeremony that Dan took an 'unknown female to' and the 'demon phannies' ignore its existence because they can't explain it away. Does anyone know what they're on about?

Most likely it's the "kissing" picture with Bryony What do those messages say?

Ahem...

Just pass that on and feel free to call them a silly turnip, just for emphasis.

[majitzu]

I feel sorry for Dan's secret girlfriend. No long Skype calls because the crappy internet. Long distance relationships sucks.

I'm jk here, whoever is in a long distance relationships is okay. I don't want anyone offended. Do I even need to make this disclaimer or everyone here is a grown up with a sense of humour?

[phamnotof]

this is very random, but I've got this Tumblr anon (that's how every good horror story starts, right?) that keeps nagging me with messages about Dan's supposed secret girlfriend - and it's bullcrap, but their reciept seems to be some sort of award cemeremony that Dan took an 'unknown female to' and the 'demon phannies' ignore its existence because they can't explain it away. Does anyone know what they're on about?

Please, anon. If there were any 'unknown female' associated with Dan, the tumblr no-homo/defend-platonic-phan squad would be all the fuck over it, it would be inescapable. The antiphan mod would probably cry an ocean of happy tears that we'd all just be floating around in right now.

This is the best description of how the phandom reacts to anything slightly regarded to Dan and Phil

Very true. Some of those people would love to rub it in Phan's eyes if something like that were to actually happen and we would never hear the end of it.

That's what I figured, it'd be talked about *all. the. time.*. right? Anyway I blocked that person, so I can't view the message anymore, but they were talking about an award Dan had won for something YT related & taking a girl with him to accept it. Or something. But I've never heard of him even winning an award other than the Gimp one, so I figured it was bull - just wanted to make sure because you guys always seem to have the scoop & I like my facts. Thanks a lot!

[coffee pig]

this is very random, but I've got this Tumblr anon (that's how every good horror story starts, right?) that keeps nagging me with messages about Dan's supposed secret girlfriend - and it's bullcrap, but their reciept seems to be some sort of award cemeremony that Dan took an 'unknown female to' and the 'demon phannies' ignore its existence because they can't explain it away. Does anyone know what they're on about?

Most likely it's the "kissing" picture with Bryony What do those messages say?

Ahem...

Just pass that on and feel free to call them a silly turnip, just for emphasis.

In the video, I think Dan is referring to a different picture of him and HattiRex at a party.



Either way, all of this is extremely old news and I hope your anon has some better receipts.

[Ticia]

Maybe the Sony Golden Headphones Award? I can't find any relevant pictures, so if the anon had been nice enough to actually send you any link...

[alittledizzy]

In the video, I think Dan is referring to a different picture of him and HattiRex at a party.



Either way, all of this is extremely old news and I hope your anon has some better receipts.

The video was October 18, 2012 and the picture of Dan and Bryony was October 12, 2012 (link for the proofs) so I think the video was actually referring to the Bryony pic.

[SquishPhan]

I feel sorry for Dan's secret girlfriend. No long Skype calls because the crappy internet. Long distance relationships sucks.

I'm jk here, whoever is in a long distance relationships is okay. I don't want anyone offended. Do I even need to make this disclaimer or everyone here is a grown up with a sense of humour?

Yeah I really don't know how she does it. Never meeting each other in public places, or going on holidays together and always being second best to his very platonic best friend. Poor girl.

[coffee pig]

In the video, I think Dan is referring to a different picture of him and HattiRex at a party.



Either way, all of this is extremely old news and I hope your anon has some better receipts.

The video was October 18, 2012 and the picture of Dan and Bryony was October 12, 2012 (link for the proofs) so I think the video was actually referring to the Bryony pic.

Nevermind, I realized that as soon as I posted it. I feel like my cred is slipping just because I'm so stressed and I'm using this forum as an outlet not to go crazy in between writing papers.

[yonahime]

all of this is reminding me of that one post on tumblr about popular phandom member making a commotion about some photoshop phan pic saying 'why didn't we ever talk about this???' (which most of the fans already know is a fake, judging from the replies). And then another phan made a hilarious conversation meme post, and said 'because it's faaaaaake, it's faaake, it's an edit, aaaaa'. I think they are also from this forum? (great post btw, if you're reading this)

Like, everytime something come up that is intensely leaning on one side (phan or non phan) and someone said 'why didn't we talk about this more', it's either a fake made by fans for fun, a rumor that's easily proven false, or there's actual explaination that DnP already gave out. And most people already knew anyway. That's why it doesn't blow out.

[DryCereal]

I feel sorry for Dan's secret girlfriend. No long Skype calls because the crappy internet. Long distance relationships sucks.

I'm jk here, whoever is in a long distance relationships is okay. I don't want anyone offended. Do I even need to make this disclaimer or everyone here is a grown up with a sense of humour?

I have both a current long-distance relationship, (though the distance is currently reducing at hundreds of miles an hour... YAY!) and a grown up sense of humour. Therefore...

Yeah I really don't know how she does it. Never meeting each other in public places, or going on holidays together and always being second best to his very platonic best friend. Poor girl.

Maybe she doesn't mind being in the background...!

[alittledizzy]

Nevermind, I realized that as soon as I posted it. I feel like my cred is slipping just because I'm so stressed and I'm using this forum as an outlet not to go crazy in between writing papers.

Yuck. I think everyone dealing with end of semester stress/exams/papers/etc gets an automatic pass on remembering minor details of everything else in life.

[phamnotof]

Nevermind, I realized that as soon as I posted it. I feel like my cred is slipping just because I'm so stressed and I'm using this forum as an outlet not to go crazy in between writing papers.

Oh hey, twinsies in suffering!

[jaej]

there was a solo award dan won in the last year or so, right? not a massive deal, but he did attend some ceremony. i dont think he'd bring a girlfriend to that, so if he was with a woman most people didnt recognise it was probably a management lady of some sort

[phamnotof]

there was a solo award dan won in the last year or so, right? not a massive deal, but he did attend some ceremony. i dont think he'd bring a girlfriend to that, so if he was with a woman most people didnt recognise it was probably a management lady of some sort

This could be it! Does anyone have details? #eternallyuninformed