So Dan's tumblr queue has been going for a few hours now, nothing had caught my eye until this one. (The photo of the post is under the spoiler if you don't Wanna click on the link.) http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/post/1 ... i-crave-is
I don't know how think about it. He could just be shit posting but he could also be saying/implying something else. edit: oh dear top of the page.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:00 pm
by eevee
aw now my timestamps are buried at the end of the last page ): #spon go check out my timestamps
confusedpanda wrote:So Dan's tumblr queue has been going for a few hours now, nothing had caught my eye until this one. (The photo of the post is under the spoiler if you don't Wanna click on the link.) http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/post/1 ... i-crave-is
I don't know how think about it. He could just be shit posting but he could also be saying/implying something else. edit: oh dear top of the page.
Anyway I noticed this as well and it's kinda weird to me that that one only has 21k notes because I feel like I've seen that post all over the place, maybe there's an original with more notes. Anyway I think it's kinda a meme so I'm trying not to read too much into it but it is kinda a blatant no-homo also which is annoying
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:00 pm
by papierklemmen
confusedpanda wrote:So Dan's tumblr queue has been going for a few hours now, nothing had caught my eye until this one. (The photo of the post is under the spoiler if you don't Wanna click on the link.) http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/post/1 ... i-crave-is
I don't know how think about it. He could just be shit posting but he could also be saying/implying something else. edit: oh dear top of the page.
well, since we always overanalyze his tumblr reposts, dismissing this one as shitposting would make for double standards!
the implications, if they are here, are quite clear.
edit: how is this "no-homoing"? i swear, this expression seems to have lost all meaning in recent years, along with "queerbating"...
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:13 pm
by Sakura Selfie
papierklemmen wrote:
confusedpanda wrote:So Dan's tumblr queue has been going for a few hours now, nothing had caught my eye until this one. (The photo of the post is under the spoiler if you don't Wanna click on the link.) http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/post/1 ... i-crave-is
I don't know how think about it. He could just be shit posting but he could also be saying/implying something else. edit: oh dear top of the page.
well, since we always overanalyze his tumblr reposts, dismissing this one as shitposting would make for double standards!
the implications, if they are here, are quite clear.
edit: how is this "no-homoing"? i swear, this expression seems to have lost all meaning in recent years, along with "queerbating"...
I think it's clearly a joke, the weirdest part is it's the kinda joke I'd think a middle aged woman would make after a few glasses of wine, a bit desperate housewifey.
When Dan said his hair looked good in a vid he watched recently, I don't think it was actually one of his vids I think he's prob been on a little phan binge on YouTube, and seen his hair in a crack vid or something I need him to watch Jam and Bill because they're bloody hilarious
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:24 pm
by confusedpanda
papierklemmen wrote:
confusedpanda wrote:So Dan's tumblr queue has been going for a few hours now, nothing had caught my eye until this one. (The photo of the post is under the spoiler if you don't Wanna click on the link.) http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/post/1 ... i-crave-is
I don't know how think about it. He could just be shit posting but he could also be saying/implying something else. edit: oh dear top of the page.
well, since we always overanalyze his tumblr reposts, dismissing this one as shitposting would make for double standards!
the implications, if they are here, are quite clear.
edit: how is this "no-homoing"? i swear, this expression seems to have lost all meaning in recent years, along with "queerbating"...
When did I say we should dismiss this as a shit post? I said "he could be shit posting", meaning it's a possibility. We can over analyzing and assmue that all of Dan's tumblr post have a deeper meaning, (I personally don't think many do, but this one got me thinking.) but in the end, it's all up in the air for speculation. I don't see how me suggesting a possibility like that is a double standard. If it was a post like this about girls, I would've had the same two ideas; that it's shit posting or that he was implying something. We should always leave room for a possibility on both sides.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:28 pm
by papierklemmen
confusedpanda wrote:
papierklemmen wrote:
confusedpanda wrote:So Dan's tumblr queue has been going for a few hours now, nothing had caught my eye until this one. (The photo of the post is under the spoiler if you don't Wanna click on the link.) http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/post/1 ... i-crave-is
I don't know how think about it. He could just be shit posting but he could also be saying/implying something else. edit: oh dear top of the page.
well, since we always overanalyze his tumblr reposts, dismissing this one as shitposting would make for double standards!
the implications, if they are here, are quite clear.
edit: how is this "no-homoing"? i swear, this expression seems to have lost all meaning in recent years, along with "queerbating"...
When did I say we should dismiss this as a shit post? I said "he could be shit posting", meaning it's a possibility. We can over analyzing and assmue that all of Dan's tumblr post have a deeper meaning, (I personally don't think many do, but this one got me thinking.) but in the end, it's all up in the air for speculation. I don't see how me suggesting a possibility like that is a double standard. If it was a post like this about girls, I would've had the same two ideas; that it's shit posting or that he was implying something. We should always leave room for a possibility on both sides.
it's not that deep for every person who leaves room for a possibility there is one who would dimiss that but overanalyze dan's reblog of a picture of a shirtless boy. i didn't attack you personally, jee.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:29 pm
by JoeAverage
eevee wrote:Dan’s ls Nov 8, 2016 timestamps:
1:13: he’s doing the fucking infinity thing when will we be spared of this torture
2:02: cute folded hands chin on hands halp
3:28: Is Dan jealous that Thomas (vine star guy) met Pooh’s voice actor? Not sure.
4:17ish: “you diverse bunch of pelicans” continuation of the weird-ass nicknames for viewers
5:05: why are you in London while Phil’s in Florida? Apparently Phil’s family was planning to vacation to florida at this time and Phil got the book publishers to fly him to Orlando?? I don’t really see the connection there but okay
6:31: finally stopped reading out random chat messages and started talking about something, talking about how the CEO of Instagram invited a bunch of people to a restaurant in London to “have a chat, no particular reason…it was extremely vague.” There was also “interactive food” I guess he’s talking about the smoking ice cream or whatever??
9:22: someone asked him about his anime rec’s but instead he gave us detailed instructions on how to go to Phil’s youtube channel and watch the cosplay video, oh Dan
9:32: Apparently Phil really didn’t prepare Dan for the costumes “kind of traumatizing for me”
9:59: “may be the last video I do on Phil’s channel” excuse do not say that so seriously, you’re scaring me ):
10:36: #DanNeedsStorage Ickle what number moving mention is this???
12:26: election talk starts
13:03: A bunch of people are going to pubs to watch it, “I wish I had friends” then low key backtracking saying he’s not the kind of person to even do that, he’s the kind to stay inside with pizza and internet and masturbate into the pizza apparently
13:39: Been going to sleep at 4am recently “uhhhhh” no Dan please tell us the reason …. No not because you’re going to LA that’s not the reason we wanted UGH
14:04: more election talk, he’d vote for Hillary (shocker) now he gets into gov’t and culture
15:05: “Anyone who’s been in the public eye as long as her is bound to be in controversies” are you projecting?? I think this viewpoint is really interesting. He has some first-hand experience being in the “public eye” (sort of) and I’d like to hear him speak a little more about how that affects people and public opinion of them
16:31: “Libertarianism is a bit silly” please tell me more!!! Back up your claims!!!
17:32: Jared is the only straight male there, to which Dan responds “how would you know that? 20% of my audience is male” and then he’s like “until Google introduces a what do you think your sexuality might be form when you sign up you’ll never know that” interesting choice of words? I guess? Maybe not. I want to know what you guys think.
18:00: by the way, Dan is genuinely stressed about the election
18:21ish: Goes back to audience on Youtube and gender, apparently a lot of vloggers have 99% female viewership because teenage boys mostly go to gamers and not vloggers, then he goes on to discuss that he came from in between the charlieissocoollike time and the gleam time which is really true…..and then he dropped the topic no Dan please analyze more about youtubers and their viewerships and the time they got popular pleeeease
19:22 back to anime vid talk, went straight for the cosplay one again
19:59: “the video I made with amazingphil” in case y’all forgot what youtube channel to go to, we are talking about amazingphil.
21:49: again, the channel is amazingphil
22:10: super cold in England, but he likes it when it’s cold and hates the super hot temperatures England reaches
23:15: “we filmed a gaming video before we left” oops I forgot me and Phil didn’t do this together…y’know since we do everything together
23:51: bla bla you like when we collab bla bla “this has been the year of Dan and Phil” SHOOK
25:05: why is US DAPGO censored? “because America is weird and you can’t show butts” was there going to be butts?
28:33: “I had good hair in a video I watched recently, I need to get that back” I live for Dan watching his own videos and also his hair in the past
29:22: why didn’t you want to do signings? Because DAPGO is different content to the first one and they wanted to do different things…k? Okay now he’s actually answering, he was very inspired by the papertowns movie event Q+A thingy with John Green
30:45: Okay so he’s talking about signings and stuff but he’s also working pretty diligently to keep his onesie closed, and I don’t really know why because it looks like he’s wearing a grey shirt underneath but maybe he’s not?
32:10: said YouTube Rewind and then immediately changed the subject to cheating penguins
32:50: Top dog breeds: small dogs are good, corgis are underrated
33:51: I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here last year asked him to be on it “super trashy” “2-3 more relevant years” basically said he’s not desperate enough to go on reality tv, haha
36:06: Candle talk begins, cinnamon and clove scented candle, “it’s so good, candles give me so much joy” you guys weren’t kidding, he was really into that candle
37:31: he finally mentions his anime rec video as if he just thought of it now, even though the chat has been trying to get him to talk about it all liveshow hahaha
39:58: Moulin Rouge is one of Dan’s fav movies
43:14: I was right, he is wearing a grey t-shirt under the onesie!
47:07: “you should learn to like the kardashians” thanks but no thanks
47:56: going vegan for a week this week, he was vegan “for a long time last year” but people are saying it was only a month? Is that a long time to you Dan?
48:30: “in the future, everybody will be vegan”
49:34: HE JUST RAN HIS HANDS OVER HIS CHEST AND PUSHED HIS TITS TOGETHER IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING YOU RN
49:58: no autonomy when living with parents
52:00: a lot of followers, more pressure on what he says. He also wants to make sure he tells his followers correct things, which is hard with politics.
53:51: got a new icon, also Phil changed his. In case we forgot that Phil exists and Dan loves him very much.
54:27: “you all would’ve attacked me viciously” for the peace sign icon. Do people really hate Dan’s peace sign that much? It’s just something he likes to do in pics.
54:50: his youtube channel layout/design needs an update and he’s been putting it off for “like two years”
55:37: his tumblr is really bad too and he needs to change it, he’s aware.
56:30: “is there anything else you want to talk about? I’m here.” He sounded so lonely, my heart
59:33: doesn’t know if DAPGOOSE LA will be filmed.
59:21: onesie is warm mention number like 57, I’m starting to wonder if Dan is extra cold due to the lack of Phil cuddles
59:45: fist mouth bragging, he could do it but doesn’t need to do it right now. Okay.
1:01:00: in conclusion, watch the video he made with Phil on Phil’s channel. In case you forgot. It’s on amazingphil.
this was hilarious thank you so much, I thought I was the only one that kept cracking up at how much he mentioned phil's channel so I'm glad you agree.
-on the dan Tumblr post thing, If we are going to over analice it (which who are we kidding? we are) my personal theory is that maybe he got tad upset at how much we keep shit posting him missing phil ? I also have seen several tweets on the subject of him missing phil's "d" as well (none tagged him thank god but he is lurker so idk) so maybe this is his way of saying "I'm not that codependent guys" which is false in my opinion, those two are practically the same person ups
Edit: also yes, there's a big chance of this being pure shit posting so
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:32 pm
by melon lord
Sakura Selfie wrote:
I need him to watch Jam and Bill because they're bloody hilarious
melon coming in again because Jam and Bill gives me life
I have actually downloaded the videos to my phone to watch while going to work so that I laugh a little before entering the hellhole that is my job pls save me
Every quote from them is iconic from all episodes
I dunno about the tumblr post, my first instinct was to laugh so that was maybe his as well.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:33 pm
by papierklemmen
melon lord wrote:
Sakura Selfie wrote:
I need him to watch Jam and Bill because they're bloody hilarious
melon coming in again because Jam and Bill gives me life
I have actually downloaded the videos to my phone to watch while going to work so that I laugh a little before entering the hellhole that is my job pls save me
Every quote from them is iconic from all episodes
I dunno about the tumblr post, my first instinct was to laugh so that was maybe his as well.
i don't really like the jam and bill vids, but that channel is gold. it reminds of the glory days of danisnotonfirevyou1 the 2022 vid is a short but magical masterpiece.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:50 pm
by flarequake
Loved the timestamps, eevee, very funny, not just all the Phil mentions, but your comments on him squeezing his tits and how much he was into the candle. He's a sensual guy, what with that, the soft, warm onesie and I forget the other one, but there was something else, probably a food.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:11 pm
by Philena
Nice ts, eevee!
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:15 pm
by SquishPhan
Philena wrote:
Nice ts, eevee!
Looks like I will be buying their calendar this year.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:18 pm
by papierklemmen
Philena wrote:
Nice ts, eevee!
lmao that is some quality photoshopping there
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:31 pm
by flarequake
Good grief, these are hilarious. The Harry Potter one doesn't sell it to me tbh, it's so daft and I can't help but wonder what happened to the broomstick, it's way too short. The Shrek one is cute, though. Dan makes a good Shrek and fgs, Phil in a Donkey onesie, of course still with his mismatched socks showing. I was impressed with Dan's green makeup for a few seconds before I realised he used Photoshop, making his eyebrows the wrong colour I'll probably buy it, though I would be more impressed if they tried harder, these are always so silly and pasted together.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:33 pm
by Catallena
IckleMissMayhem wrote:Some of you need a "doom-goggles" emote. JFC. Or we could go old-school and opt for a "drama llama"
You pick.
Sorry, I'll borrow your rose tinted glasses next time.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:44 pm
by Lucyrg95
so what are the chances that deppy could squeeze in filming an ep of scare pewdiepie when they're in LA next week?
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:46 pm
by pearshaped34
RiriPandaHeart2 wrote:Kinda offtopic but something's been bothering me recently, and it's actually been discussed before so I can totally get if people will just ignore this, but is anyone else thinking that Deppy are losing fans or the interest of their current fans? I'm not sure about the Twitter fandom but Tumblr has been very slow the past week. Before, an hour break would lead to me not being able to catch up on the tags anymore unless I'm willing to spend a significant amount of time just being on Tumblr. Now, an hour will pass and less than 10 posts will be posted on the the "phan" tag that are actually related to them and not personal posts.
On this topic does anyone know if there is a website where you can see how many follows someone is getting a month on twitter like socialblade does for YT? I'd be really interested in seeing D&Ps growth rate on twitter because I swear it's currently moving at like 3 times the speed of their YT subs.
There is now only a gap of around 30000 between phils YT subs and his number of twitter followers and if they both keep growing at there current rates I'm sure Phil will very soon have quite the dubious honour of being more popular on twitter then he is on youtube.
Which for a person who is primarily famous for youtube I'm pretty sure that's unheard of.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:48 pm
by iero
i've been waiting for the ridiculous calendar pics and i'm not disappointed lmao, i want this calendar (but i don't need it fgs)
trying to figure out what other movies they'll do??
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:55 pm
by 000dia000
I logged on just to give an unpopular opinion: I find the calendar pics cringe, I will not be buying it but I will be saving every released pic to my personal files to cringe at for the next coming months. This is my life now. That Shrek one, in particular kills me and I'm cringing so hard so but in an affectionate kind of way. The picture puts me in a sort of painful cringe that I want to leave the Phandom but of course I can't, there's no reason to, it's just a picture.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:55 pm
by Catallena
iero wrote:i've been waiting for the ridiculous calendar pics and i'm not disappointed lmao, i want this calendar (but i don't need it fgs)
trying to figure out what other movies they'll do??
A Disney Princess movie, and probably stuff like Hunger Games, Titanic, maybe LOTR/Hobbit? Or Kill Bill in honor of Phil's old poster :')
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:09 pm
by eevee
flarequake wrote:Loved the timestamps, eevee, very funny, not just all the Phil mentions, but your comments on him squeezing his tits and how much he was into the candle. He's a sensual guy, what with that, the soft, warm onesie and I forget the other one, but there was something else, probably a food.
Thanks! I couldn't believe it he just randomly caressed himself I was like woahhhh Dan I know Phil's gone and you're craving physical attention but this is a liveshow!!!
Philena wrote:Nice ts, eevee!
Thanks!!
JoeAverage wrote: this was hilarious thank you so much, I thought I was the only one that kept cracking up at how much he mentioned phil's channel so I'm glad you agree.
I'm glad you enjoyed!! In case you forgot: the channel is amazingphil and they did anime cosplay.
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:12 pm
by jesuisunèléve
eevee wrote:
flarequake wrote:Loved the timestamps, eevee, very funny, not just all the Phil mentions, but your comments on him squeezing his tits and how much he was into the candle. He's a sensual guy, what with that, the soft, warm onesie and I forget the other one, but there was something else, probably a food.
Thanks! I couldn't believe it he just randomly caressed himself I was like woahhhh Dan I know Phil's gone and you're craving physical attention but this is a liveshow!!!
Philena wrote:Nice ts, eevee!
Thanks!!
JoeAverage wrote: this was hilarious thank you so much, I thought I was the only one that kept cracking up at how much he mentioned phil's channel so I'm glad you agree.
I'm glad you enjoyed!! In case you forgot: the channel is amazingphil and they did anime cosplay.
Wait, what channel is it?
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:24 pm
by nephilimcat
Wow, the calendar pics made me cringe, sorry boys. Actually I'm not a fan of any of the calendars they've made so far. Since I am not allowed to put stuff on my walls, buying the calendar wouldn't be an option anyway, so I'm glad I dislike it
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:34 pm
by sweetmm
Sure spread wide Phil, tell the world how similar you are to a donkey
Re: Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:46 pm
by JoeAverage
Lucyrg95 wrote:so what are the chances that deppy could squeeze in filming an ep of scare pewdiepie when they're in LA next week?
Is scare pewdipie still I thing? I thought it finished already I I remember watching it when I had youtube red and they even had a party to finish and everything, or are they planing on a second season? if so, it would be really cool to have deppy there, I just don't know if they will have the time. After all they have to rehearse for the part in scaring right?, just like Antony did... but at the same time they could wing it like mark(?)...anyway this in no way contributes to anything sorry, but I hope they can make a cameo.