kuensukki wrote:
1:40- Phil saying "shut up" to Dan is the single most attractive thing in the world
4:48- "chill your beef" I need to make a compliation for all the golden insults Phil has up his sleeves
5:11 excitement around the diamond- (cough dan cough)
5:56 Dan's little "aww" when Phil recounted he was 6 when he started playing
6:04- "you just pushed me off you bitch"
6:30- some vegan talk- interesante
6:37-6:43- nothing to see, just two bros talking about defined butts
8:29- Dans a lil shit that took the letter that Phil needed- cuteness ensues and phil jokingly says "i thought we were just having a good time"- boys im feeling like a third wheel voyeur, please
8:38- Phil gets revenge and does an evil laugh and dan immediately asks to mend their friendship
10:15- "Phil you crazy bastard"- honestly me at phil 90% of the time
12:06- dans "dont pop my yield" then Phils whole "dat ass" part-interesting that Dan brought up the fact that phil doesn't say things on the internet therefore separating his online presence from his personality when he's with Dan, the fact that they both address it openly with the audience shows that they want us to be aware of that fact too.
12:40- Dan being a lil shit and stealing diamond and phils "you did not deserve it" and pushing dans shoulder- boys... please.. im lonely as it is eating ramen and taking notes on a video, stop flirting so much
13:25: phil correcting dan- i live for this shit- also he gets so distinctly northern when hes bossy its sexy
15:54- "theyre so cheeky and hideous" then something interesting- dan begins making a dating profile and says "PH-" then quickly changes it to Gary- so you dont want your platonic bro to even have a dating profile online- calm the jealousy danny- in other words phil isnt allowed to have one
17:20- the grandma toast story is so precious im clutching my heart
18:09: inuit talks
18:40- welp, Dans already detached and acts uninterested at his gf
19:12- "put your nose on the edge of his butt" and other out of context things phil has said
20:22- "really nasty" then the giggling from both boys that ensues- is there something we dont know about,
does dan call phil a nasty bitch in bed?
.....(gets back on track)
21:20- "i keep looking at what youre doing"- awwwwwww
22:17- the casual talk about Dans first game was so unexpected and lovely, like they were actually interested in each others response- these moments let me see the genuine love and deep friednship that runs between the boys
23:14- "hell knows no fury like Philly scorned" Phils on fire today and his "hee hee" when he won
23:34 Dan says its your mum and quickly apologizes then Phil says "no look its your mum because she melts you"- *puts on
oqua dans family glasses*.. Now is this Phil shading Dans mom and Dan agreeing to it, does this mean that Phil to some extent acknowledges the "bad" parenting and even jokes about it with Dan??
24:36- the Martyn stories are precious- sideeyes phil for not getting his bro on his channel for a collab so i can study their dynamic
24:48- yolo- fuckboi phil rises
27:02- "Phils getting demanding" Dans complaining when he acts like this all the time
28:18 Phils little pink hamster clay room, im sorry im now imagining a precious little phil who was the shy type that cuddled around animals and played video games with them surrounded so he feels less lonely
30:39- chill your biscuits you brisquet- why is phil such a dad with his horrible sayings
31:19- "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE" well guys never knew #phandivorced would come this soon
31:24- Dan singing is actually really beautiful
32:46- "you took my bubblegum you bitch" dan saying bitch is my new aestethic
33:16- phil bribing dan to kill the monsters so he can preserve his life- the cheeky lil shit
33:39- "root for me dan"- dan being a sore loser and phil giggling at him fondly- *calls ambulence*
34:14- some tooth poking where Dan doesnt act disgusted at the idea of his hand being in phil mouth- progress (i whisper) PROGRESS!!!
34:27- Dan cute "PHIL" put me in the grave once more
Overall adored the video, adored cheeky sassy Phil, adored their relaxed touchy dynamic, adored the fact that Dan genuinely appreciated a Phil rec and didnt shit on the game but actually tried to enjoy it for his husband.
anathema made a good point that we can't always boil the things these two do for "boyfriends"- i think it undermines the love they have for each other. They genuinely respect each other and try to work around each other and their affections and adoration isn't
only (
) because theyre dating but because their friendship also runs really deep. I dont think what they have can be defined by us, but all the demon phannies and antis can agree on that one fact that these boys genuinely love each other and as of now are the most important in each others lives. The rest is up to interpretation. (just wanted to use a festive emoji okay)
taking yours out of spoilers and adding mine because i think it's so fun to see what different people react to.
0.08 dan does a phil face
0.27 dan is pleased phil is older
2.54 "well defined peach" *priss face*
5.58 dan awwing at cute phil
6.40 butt
8.29 - 8.43 cute competitiveness
10.07 "come on, come through that hole" both laugh
10.43 dan apologises for fucking up in a babyish voice (OG gaming vids flashback)
10.46 phil: "look at that aubergine!" dan: "damn, that is suggessstiiive"
11.05 phil night in shining armour tries to rescue dan...fails
11.21 their girlfriends, that they each name
12.08 dan: "ooo, i popped your yield all over the shop."
phil: "i'll get dat ass."
dan: "phil..."
phil: "it just looks like a bum!"
dan: "is that a thing that you say?"
phil: "dat ass?"
dan: "is that the first time you've said dat ass on the internet?"
phil: "i've said ass?"
dan: "we're in a post-baking universe."
12.39 phil "right, i need to tell you something. I need to teach you about lightning." Teacher Phil Pupil Dan
13.53 phil: "they want to kill your parents, they want to kill your family..." (dan wtf laugh)
14.02 dan: "thank you for saving us." #TeacherPhil
14.50 dan asks a million questions. "what is this? what does that mean?"
15.17 phil: "if that was a grade at school, i'd give us an A-"
dan: "such a demanding teacher."
#TeacherPupilKink #notsorry
15.48 first 'your mum' joke
15.53 phil: "they're so cheeky and hideous!" (dan laughs)
phil: "dating profile." (dan goes to respond and is cut off)
16.07 phil: "are you enjoying this?" dan: "i'm having fun!" phil: "yeah?" - SO SWEET
17.18 this game reminds phil of eating toast his grandmother made. dan: "awww"
18.01 phil corrects himself from eskimo to inuit. "we have some followers that are inuits."
18.38 phil: "you can't remember the name of your girlfriend?"
dan: "i'm already detached."
18.53 phil: "what's a scaley?"
dan: "furries are not technically scalies. they're like the same community, but dragons and lizards."
phil: "oh wow!"
19.05 dan: "it's a cat! it looks like me on the inside."
phil: "that's not a cat! put your nose right into the edge of his butt and shoot."
dan: "frick that!"
phil: "you can do it! come on dan, we've all got faith in you."
19.58 phil frustrated
21.58 phil: pop him!
dan: i can't! i can't move!
phil: what!
dan: i cant get through the hole!
phil: right, you stay there. let's pop him between our noses. i'm coming. i'm coming to the rescue.
dan: I did it.
phil: you did it.
22.12 dan making love to the camera
22.16 phil: "what was the first computer game you ever played?" "...tomb raider?" CUTE
23.03 dan: "eeeeeeee"
23.29 dan pokes his tongue out like a dog...for some reason
23:33 dan: "its your mum. i dont mean that...i dont mean to disrespect the person who saved- "
23.55 dan: "phil...don't speak."
*sing No Doubt song in unison*
25.15 both make extremely weird (video game?) noises.
phil: "that feels me with such a weird vibe" "I think it's you played it so much"
24.16 dan: "I'm just terrible. old arcade games are hard"
24.37 phil starts telling a martyn anecdote and dan sings dramatically ignoring him then shuts up
25.35 baritone phil sings "diamonds are foreeever"
26.44 phil: "get off my girlfriend!"
dan: "well i forgot who mine is, so..."
phil: "well, you're a terrible....she doesn't even need you."
...sorry what? terrible what? terrible boyfriend? why did you stop that sentence?
28.20 phil Hamster Anecdote time
29.23 dan does bizarre face-tongue preening gesture
31.13 Game Dan Bragging
phil: "get out of my house."
31.21 both singing
31.24 dan sings the Poop Song
31.35 phil: you jammy dog.
31.36 in unison "diamond!"
32.25 dan repeats "oh my god" and sways his shoulder into phil deliberately
33.05 phil "...that's a strangely shaped level..." (Dick Shape)
33.40 dan loses. Grumpy Face.
34.13 dan accidentally pokes phil's...tooth
34.49 "awww, sorry girlfriends. you have to stay in the basement. we're going to move on without you."
phil: "they are chained down there."
dan: "they're fine."
35.15 phil, genuinely confused "sorry..." "what did i forget?"
35.30 dan pedantically moves phil's stick-on on the gaming board.
I also freaking loved this video. might be equal first if not my favourite of gamingmas so far. strong 2010 gaming vibes. i particularly liked that they seemed self-aware, or Phil did. when he said he hoped we liked "this more slow and relaxed game play."
what was with Phil not wanting to say "terrible boyfriend", though? it made perfect sense and the derailing of the sentence threw me.
There's been such a good mix of videos and types of games, I love the variety. And really enjoyed all Phil's childhood anecdotes, they were very sweet and cute. 
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i hope next time whoever is doing this "hackings" makes up something more interesting bc this is incredibly boring.
