Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass

[pilotlight]

I really want that galaxy jumper. I don't have any use for a physical calendar, but the pictures so far are ridiculous and great. No wonder #danneedsstorage if they've got umpteen million costume pieces kicking around their apartment somewhere.

Loved the new gaming video. Watching them freak out when they mess up or have a time limit is never not entertaining, and they both looked fantastic. That shirt really suits Phil.
I wish they'd figure out the duck question though. I kind of want to go replay the game myself because I'm pretty sure I remember the answer from playing it back in high school.

[hiddenwombat]

I really want that galaxy jumper. I don't have any use for a physical calendar, but the pictures so far are ridiculous and great. No wonder #danneedsstorage if they've got umpteen million costume pieces kicking around their apartment somewhere.

Loved the new gaming video. Watching them freak out when they mess up or have a time limit is never not entertaining, and they both looked fantastic. That shirt really suits Phil.
I wish they'd figure out the duck question though. I kind of want to go replay the game myself because I'm pretty sure I remember the answer from playing it back in high school.

its the fucking afro. i nearly burst a blood vessel that one episode where they hovered the mouse over it and didn't click.

[jesuisunèléve]

Is it just me being daft or is the Rey picture just photoshop? Dan's head looks so giant and it's disturbing.
I hope people who get the calendar post spoilers, I don't really use paper calendars.
Damn I want the galaxy merch tho. Why is pound so expensive in my currency, sigh sigh.

I think it is photoshop. No offense to the people who think Dan has been working out, but really, we're talking about Dan. I can't see him lifting weights, and I cringe at the many different ways Phil could hurt himself.

Anyway, Dan's head in the pic does look huge compared to the rest of his body and irl he's proportionate head-to-body Also, Dan is a large man, and I don't mean he is fat, his got a larger bone structure than say, Phil, so Dan's thighs and hips will only be that narrow in dreams. Also, he's got miles of torso, so it looks like someone was sitting behind a computer and was attempting to discredit the fact that Dan is shaped like a noodle.

Loved the onslaught of videos, makes me wonder if someone is flying to the states (God I hope).

[pilotlight]

its the fucking afro. i nearly burst a blood vessel that one episode where they hovered the mouse over it and didn't click.

Ahahah I knew it.

It should probably concern me that I remember that more than the majority of actually educational things I learned in the same time period.

[rizzo]

Wow. My last post was an on-point merch prediction. NICE.

I want the t-shirt (mostly because a polyester "sweater" does not appeal to me). Also lovelovelove the 300 different shots of Phil as presents on the advent calendar. It's too bad that's not in the US shop.

As a side note to put out into the universe: I really wish there was a more subtle fringe sweater. Like maybe, the fringes are just a little logo on the top right, or maybe they're on a cap or something. Because I think they're such a great design that's minimalistic, but still noticeable by anyone that knows Dan & Phil. Honestly, just.... Dan said it best:

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No real comment on the impossible quiz vid. It was very blah imho. Probably because I was personally getting annoyed with the idea of having to start all over. I am loving the less-appropriate-Phil renaissance that's happening though.

[eevee]

wouldn't it be good if he...could see this with a friend?

[Amiaw]

Re: the video- I liked it and thought it was fun. Not the best gaming video they've ever done but much better than a #spon or another tatinoff video.

I like the new merch. The calendar is ridiculous and not really up my alley since I am very much the type of fan that likes to be discreet but I really liked the jumper and will probably buy it.

I'm going to be so happy when both Undertale and Tatinoff are done with so we can get back to some kind of normal. I feel like they get into a nice groove and then leave or break it up with something book/tour related and lose their momentum and I just want to know I'm going to enjoy each of their videos without knowing that we are going to have another drought.

Semi ot and can't link because on mobile but was bored and scrolling through twitter and on some of the merch girls twitters it looks like they hung out with Martin yesterday. Didn't see Phil in the picture but I wonder if he was with them

[jesuisunèléve]

wouldn't it be good if he...could see this with a friend?

Could be a friend is on their way?

[Artdefines06]

wouldn't it be good if he...could see this with a friend?

He has such a good eye and takes such beautiful photos - when are we getting a movie from him!!

[sweetmm]

I still believe Phil is an avid nature/landscape photographer but he does not share them much as Peej. Hoping one day when he is ready he'll share them, but knowing Mr $$$ he'll publish them as a coffee table book.

[majitzu]

Semi ot and can't link because on mobile but was bored and scrolling through twitter and on some of the merch girls twitters it looks like they hung out with Martin yesterday. Didn't see Phil in the picture but I wonder if he was with them

Nope, they are Martyn friends, is the merch team, I doubt Phil was with them at all.

[spaceguitar]

I found another hilarious twitter that if u guys share my sense of humor you will probably enjoy. (People who are actually on twitter may know of this already)

https://twitter.com/danandphilcc/with_replies

[Skeletorsrighthand]

I found another hilarious twitter that if u guys share my sense of humor you will probably enjoy. (People who are actually on twitter may know of this already)

https://twitter.com/danandphilcc/with_replies

ohh god that's Hilarious thanks for sharing.

[uglyamerican]

Is it just me being daft or is the Rey picture just photoshop? Dan's head looks so giant and it's disturbing.
I hope people who get the calendar post spoilers, I don't really use paper calendars.
Damn I want the galaxy merch tho. Why is pound so expensive in my currency, sigh sigh.

I think it is photoshop. No offense to the people who think Dan has been working out, but really, we're talking about Dan. I can't see him lifting weights, and I cringe at the many different ways Phil could hurt himself.

Anyway, Dan's head in the pic does look huge compared to the rest of his body and irl he's proportionate head-to-body Also, Dan is a large man, and I don't mean he is fat, his got a larger bone structure than say, Phil, so Dan's thighs and hips will only be that narrow in dreams. Also, he's got miles of torso, so it looks like someone was sitting behind a computer and was attempting to discredit the fact that Dan is shaped like a noodle.

Loved the onslaught of videos, makes me wonder if someone is flying to the states (God I hope).

Hmm, I think it's Dan. As someone who actually works out, Dan's arms in the calender photo aren't really all that defined, so I kinda doubt he's been hitting the gym. As far as his head being (slightly) disproportionate to his body, it could be just the camera angle. And he does have a largish ("moon" as he calls it) face. Check out the moles on his upper chest: I think those belong to Dan.

[jesuisunèléve]

Is it just me being daft or is the Rey picture just photoshop? Dan's head looks so giant and it's disturbing.
I hope people who get the calendar post spoilers, I don't really use paper calendars.
Damn I want the galaxy merch tho. Why is pound so expensive in my currency, sigh sigh.

I think it is photoshop. No offense to the people who think Dan has been working out, but really, we're talking about Dan. I can't see him lifting weights, and I cringe at the many different ways Phil could hurt himself.

Anyway, Dan's head in the pic does look huge compared to the rest of his body and irl he's proportionate head-to-body Also, Dan is a large man, and I don't mean he is fat, his got a larger bone structure than say, Phil, so Dan's thighs and hips will only be that narrow in dreams. Also, he's got miles of torso, so it looks like someone was sitting behind a computer and was attempting to discredit the fact that Dan is shaped like a noodle.

Loved the onslaught of videos, makes me wonder if someone is flying to the states (God I hope).

Hmm, I think it's Dan. As someone who actually works out, Dan's arms in the calender photo aren't really all that defined, so I kinda doubt he's been hitting the gym. As far as his head being (slightly) disproportionate to his body, it could be just the camera angle. And he does have a largish ("moon" as he calls it) face. Check out the moles on his upper chest: I think those belong to Dan.

I have absolutely no doubt it's Dan's body, and I never said it wasn't. I did say he was Photoshopped, tho.

[DeadlyNova]

I love the new merch! I really want that galaxy jumper and the advent calender. I'm a bit wary of the US shop right now since my copy of DAPGO that I preordered never arrived or even shipped(still waiting for them to reply to my newest email) so I'm not sure if I want to order from there anytime soon. But since the advent calender is only on the UK site I might just order it all from there.

I love the Calender but I'm terrible with paper calenders and forget to change the month until like three months later....so I'll just wait for people to post pics of it. LOL

The new Impossible Quiz video is cute. I was a bit 'eh' when I saw what it was but it managed to put a huge smile on my face.

And also the photographer in me is screaming in awe at that beautiful photo Phil took. Aaaahhhhh.

[fancybum]

So do they have some kind of inside joke with zooming in on each other touching their ears now? This is the 3rd (??) time (ok I only have 2, but I could swear there was another Dan ear-zoom during Spooky Week? anybody? Bueller?) in their most recent gaming vids with a close-up of an ear touch:




Plow/Plough the Duck: was Phil making a reference to Dan's 'let's plough the chickens' from his doc, or was that just a fun coincidence?

I just wasted so much time watching Nanalew's recent vids to see where Phil might have gotten 'magnum opus' from her, but I didn't hear her say it anywhere. I was hoping to get a little glimpse into what Phil watches on YT since we don't really know, do we...? Apart from the odd mention of watching whatsherface get Lasik and Zoella's candle haul and things like that, WHAT/WHO DO THEY REGULARLY WATCH AND ENJOY AND WHY.

Anyway, vid was adorable, they're adorable. I didn't at all get the sense they weren't into playing it, they were just having fun with the frustration of it, which is kind of the point. And I feel like 'post-baking vid' is actually a thing for them. Dan keeps mentioning rebranding and tatinof being like a bookend of the past; he mentioned '2017 branding' in the cosplay vid with Phil and now post-baking vid AmazingPhil. Yes, all jokingly, but it's obviously very much on their minds which means they're very much talking about it a lot offscreen. I can't even pinpoint what's exactly different right now (as others pointed out, baking vids are always full of innuendos etc), but Phil especially is striking me as way more chill about things, just relaxed and not so worried about censoring himself... 2017 guys, 2017. It's going to be a good time, I can feel it.

[kuensukki]

Is it just me being daft or is the Rey picture just photoshop? Dan's head looks so giant and it's disturbing.
I hope people who get the calendar post spoilers, I don't really use paper calendars.
Damn I want the galaxy merch tho. Why is pound so expensive in my currency, sigh sigh.

I think it is photoshop. No offense to the people who think Dan has been working out, but really, we're talking about Dan. I can't see him lifting weights, and I cringe at the many different ways Phil could hurt himself.

Anyway, Dan's head in the pic does look huge compared to the rest of his body and irl he's proportionate head-to-body Also, Dan is a large man, and I don't mean he is fat, his got a larger bone structure than say, Phil, so Dan's thighs and hips will only be that narrow in dreams. Also, he's got miles of torso, so it looks like someone was sitting behind a computer and was attempting to discredit the fact that Dan is shaped like a noodle.

Loved the onslaught of videos, makes me wonder if someone is flying to the states (God I hope).

Hmm, I think it's Dan. As someone who actually works out, Dan's arms in the calender photo aren't really all that defined, so I kinda doubt he's been hitting the gym. As far as his head being (slightly) disproportionate to his body, it could be just the camera angle. And he does have a largish ("moon" as he calls it) face. Check out the moles on his upper chest: I think those belong to Dan.

I have absolutely no doubt it's Dan's body, and I never said it wasn't. I did say he was Photoshopped, tho.

Dan with and without photoshop Im guessing they had to trim his shoulders a bit as well as his waist and shorten his torso. Also arms might have been slimmed up but his hands are in two different positions so its hard to tell...

I enjoyed the video so much. First off because Phil looks so beautiful in that shirt that I may have taken a million screenshots ahem... But I also like the game and how well they seem to understand and navigate it. It felt very fast paced to me which I liked and we got a cute hitting moment this time instead and of a praising one A post baking vid Phil Lester

Re merch: I want the backpack soooo badly so Im adding it to my secret santa list. Great sherlocking on the calender guys I will die if we get a Nightmare Before Christmas cosplay especially since we haven't seen Phil in his Jack Skellington costume in forever

Photographer Phil: that pic made me double take to see if it was actual Phil Lester taking it and not a nature phographer. I'm sure he already does some photography on the side that he keeps for himself including some of his husband. (Anyone think this pic was similar to the one taken of Dan in Jamaica )

[pilotlight]

And I feel like 'post-baking vid' is actually a thing for them. Dan keeps mentioning rebranding and tatinof being like a bookend of the past; he mentioned '2017 branding' in the cosplay vid with Phil and now post-baking vid AmazingPhil. Yes, all jokingly, but it's obviously very much on their minds which means they're very much talking about it a lot offscreen.

He reiterated the "post-baking video" thing on twitter too (forgive me if someone else already mentioned this, I didn't see it but I'm not the most observant).

[ladygaga]

I found another hilarious twitter that if u guys share my sense of humor you will probably enjoy. (People who are actually on twitter may know of this already)

https://twitter.com/danandphilcc/with_replies

thanks for the shoutout

[spaceguitar]

I found another hilarious twitter that if u guys share my sense of humor you will probably enjoy. (People who are actually on twitter may know of this already)

https://twitter.com/danandphilcc/with_replies

thanks for shoutout

Lol I had a weird feeling that this was going to happen. You are very funny

[karma_yeah]

And I feel like 'post-baking vid' is actually a thing for them. Dan keeps mentioning rebranding and tatinof being like a bookend of the past; he mentioned '2017 branding' in the cosplay vid with Phil and now post-baking vid AmazingPhil. Yes, all jokingly, but it's obviously very much on their minds which means they're very much talking about it a lot offscreen.

He reiterated the "post-baking video" thing on twitter too (forgive me if someone else already mentioned this, I didn't see it but I'm not the most observant).

Sure sounds like the baking video marks a significant change in their on-cameral personas (sorry to use the "p" word), at least from their perspective.

If it means we'll see them more relaxed, less restrained in terms of their interactions with each other, I'm all in!

[Artdefines06]

[offtopic]Dapgoose questions:[/offtopic]

I made a major miscalculation...

When I bought the dapgoose la ticket i could have sworn it was a tuesday afternoon. idk why. I just got an email reminder and its monday night. uuurg. They clearly have no idea what traffic is like in LA at 6pm. Terrible planning. NOw I have to figure out what to do with my dog, and drive what should be 20 minutes but will be over an hour in hell traffic. Anyone know when they give out the actual books? I don;t think I can stay until 10pm, I may have to just grab my book and leave without watching the actual show.

[Catallena]

Impossible Quiz videos are some of the best content they've put out this year and while I didn't enjoy this video quite as much as the first two it was still pretty good. I love seeing how their minds work, Dan ended Phil's reign as the king of this game for this episodes though.

Dan screaming and banging on the desk again though, I know they said that their neighbors never actually called the police buuuuuut :')

New merch: The calender looks hilarious Excited to see al the pics, hoping for a Titanic one (recreate the I'm Flying or French Girls scenes plz). Not buying though, my tradition of buying a cat calender every year will not be broken. I kinda want the galaxy jumper, it seems quite thin but I'm literally Elsa in that the cold doesn't bother me (only when my bedroom is cold or something) and I overheat and sweat very quickly even in winter. It's a pretty color nebula, not as in your face bright purple as usual.

[anathema]

I still believe Phil is an avid nature/landscape photographer but he does not share them much as Peej. Hoping one day when he is ready he'll share them, but knowing Mr $$$ he'll publish them as a coffee table book.

Loved Phil's picture of the lake, I thought the new gaming video was really good (speaking of good, they both looked fine), the new merch is nice. When they were talking about the merch in the gaming video Dan said something along the lines of "okay let's stop selling out" (I'm too lazy to go find the exact quote, sue me) and I laughed harder than I probably should've
About Dan's tumblr reblog about wanting the D: At first I was slightly taken aback, but I really don't think we should read into it. I thought it was really funny and I reblogged it even though I very much like men, so