4:10 “Anyway, you might have seen on Dan’s twitter that he creepshotted me while I was sleeping, which I think I deserved; we’re having a little bit of a creepshot war at the moment"
12:10 “Dan and I have a gaming channel: DanAndPhilGAMES"
12:45 “I’ve got a Dan and Phil calendar”
23:25
A WILD DAN APPEARS
24:05 Phil: We just did a ‘Keep or Charity’ game.
Dan: How’d it go? All your ugly clothes, where are they going?
Phil: They told me to give away my colour-changing green tshirt
Dan:
Ohh, the one that you sweat in and then it just shows all your sweat patches- yeah, that’s gross.
24:20 Phil: You do look like E.T. You actually watched E.T. with me the other day.
[Dan again explains he missed all the 80s classic movies blah blah blah]
Phil: And I only found this out recently and I was like, ‘Dan, what is going on, you haven’t lived until you’ve watched E.T.'
25:45 Phil: You look like such a funny creature. It’s like Galactic Rock Pokemon Dan has been born
Dan: There is a galactic rock Pokemon in the new one, it’s called, like, Minior. Remember?
Phil: Minior.
Dan: Yeah. Or is it Meteor? I can’t remember. But yeah. It’s pretty cute.
Phil: Yeah.
26:15 Dan: When’s the next AmazingPhil video, Phil?
[Phil had to wait for something to arrive first before filming. It’s arrived now]
Dan: Are you making the video you told me you were gonna make?
Phil: Yes, I think so, but it might not work, so we’ll see.
Dan: Strap yourselves in lads, this one is a humdinger.
Phil:
You’re in for a little storytime with Phil.
Dan: Oh my god, I was 10/10 shook when I was hearing this.
-I'm scared. Did an Uber driver try to kill him
26:50 Phil: Is it gonna be a Dan and Phil filming weekend, where we both make videos?
Dan: A ‘philming’ weekend. That would just be Phil actually, that makes no sense.
27:56 Dan: Boom. Phil’s liveshow or Internet Support Group, what is this?
29:17 Dan: How are we both going to film videos this weekend? Fight me.
Phil: I’ll do Saturday, you do Sunday.
[…]
Dan: That’s what happens when you share a camera.
29:50 (about chocolate)
Dan: Just pour it all over my body and I’ll just roll around on the floor.
Phil: Yeah. Uh— no. (laughs) I wasn’t even listening to you.
-k this was funny but the second part got ignored and it’s kind of just as funny to me
30:08 (still reading the chocolate thing what is that)
Phil: ‘Epic Slabs’
Dan: Same.
I’m an epic slab.
Phil:
I’ll have an epic slab. Look at that.
-heh. I'm 12.
Dan: That’s what I see when I look in the mirror. An epic slab: a perfect rectangle filled with sugar.
Phil: Oh my god look at that, 160 pounds [as in money, I first took it as the weight of the chocolate, which would be yikes]
Dan: Phil. Okay. (takes book and throws it on floor) That— no.
This is what happens: Phil goes, "It’s only 160 pounds, but I reckon we could eat it in three days"
Phil: Wouldn’t happen.
Dan: Phil!
-yet people drag Dan for his alleged superfluous spending...
30:35 Dan: I feel so weird, I had so much sugar yesterday.
Phil: Yeah. Oh, we went to afternoon tea.
(Phil says ‘I haven’t spoken about-’ at the same time Dan says ‘have you spoken about that’)
30:50 Dan: Dear god, you had too much sweet? Who are you? You’re not Phil Lester.
Phil: Were you not defeated by the cakes?
Dan: Yeah, I was. It was so bad.
32:15 Phil:
something about harvesting lemons; I had to harvest them but didn’t know the correct way to harvest them.

-some more 'Phil/pregnancy' material to continue his 2017 theme... pregnant with secret creative project ideas maybe...
32:35 Phil: See, Chloe wants to harvest lemons with me, Dan. You just don’t understand.
Dan: Wow, just go and write the Lemon Fic, Chloe. Self-Insert Lemon Fic.
Phil: I don’t want to read the Lemon Fic.
Dan: Yeah, you do.
Phil: Speaking of—
Dan: Stick the acid in there.
Phil: Stop it! (laughs)
Dan: What? Your mouth. Lemonade. It’s just about making lemonade, what’s wrong with you.
33:12 Phil: Are you heading off into the wilderness, Dan?
33:30 Dan: Stay hydrated. I came to say hi. I’ll stop hijacking Phil’s stream, ‘cause this is just supposed to be a Phil thing, so I’ll let him get back to showing you the wonders of his clothing.