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General Thoughts:
Dan’s jumper material looks really uncomfortable, I doubt it absorbs sweat well. Sweat just gathers on the skin beneath the material and it gets hot and sticky and smells bad.

Dan looks like he’s had a fresh haircut, he’s looking great.

PHIL!!! Break out star! Can he get a BONCAS award just for this video?

Actual Timestamps:
@00.05 the guitar strum as Dan fails to take off the marker lid, then continuing into a little tune here was slick, I was wrong to ever doubt editor!Phil
@01.25 Phil’s hair looks so grey underneath the black lmao maybe he’s going grey and we didn’t realize ~it’s just faded I know and is his brown hair but still~
@01.58 Dan’s face at the gooses vs geeses thing is incredible, why isn’t this a meme already?
@02.06 was it a coincidence that Phil was doing a crab position before the crab question, or is it just not chronological? You decide. I choose psychic!Phil deciding to contort his body to do weird things as he feels to predict the future.
@02.23 I was sort of expecting Dan to hop in beside Phil in the bed by the next shot
@04.45 chest hair
@03.01 Phil serving Exorcist realness
@03.31 chest hair
@03:59 vasegate comes full circle!! Also Phil’s voice
@04:09 while it was technically at the same time, Phil was just a lil bit faster and dropped his hands sooner, just saying
@04:16 this whole sequence is gold for editor!phil the zoom ins, the music, perfect execution particular at 04.22 I lost my shit at Danhead scoffing in that small moment
@04:32 cute boy sitting, staring into space, contemplating life
@05:08 Dan is so cute here wtf being a sassy merman, “hey there, seaman…wannna…inspect my gills” is the flirtiest thing I’ve ever seen them do, funny seeing Phil go very anti-phan with the “Nooo….”
@05:30 Do you ever see a man so beautiful you start crying?
@06:33 Dan is so cute here in this pose! The cheese! The ripped jeans! Can someone draw him like this, it just looks so ironic, like a classic painted portrait of some young damsel or something.
@07:28 it’s funny, the jeans are a little loose on Phil
@07:48 Phil doing the leg thing and doing ”Heyyy…” is unreasonably sexual
@08:24 Phil choosing cat face drawing video music to go over this is the most phan shippy thing he’s ever done, and it’s so subtle that I wouldn’t have noticed it until someone pointed it out
@08:50 Dan drawing his own face on Phil’s arm is the most extra thing I’ve ever seen him do, you can tell by his face that he’s being a little brat but jesus lmao
@09:05 Jesus Christ. Phil’s Ass. Did not expect that.

The rest of the video is spon, who cares, lmao I’m done. See you guys next year. I see them mentioning tour dates that weren’t confirmed? So are they being dodgy or is that them confirming them? Who’s even reading this part, whatever.

Bye, for like another two weeks.

0:07 Dan can‘t open the cap and it reminded me of last year‘s pinof where phil trolled dan by not being able to put the cap back on. Bless.
0:16 „Philiel Howell“ - „I guess no matter what, you will always be danisnotonfire“
0:24 „did you miss this tickle“ And Dan makes it undoubtedly sexual again. Because. He‘s Dan.
0:24 (again) me, replaying this part to relish in the ease in which Phil rests his hand against Dan‘s cheek. I am a demon phannie, sue me.
0:48 phil: „that‘s good!“ and Dan‘s over exaggerated smile kills me, for some reason
0:52 I love that we had theories that Dan put on Phil’s whiskers with his mouth, because they look so squiggly, and yet he just did it… by hand. Oh Dan.
1:10 “nothing get’s me riled like a hard G” - “stop”
1:23 Dan says “crowpose” and I definitely misheard it as “propose” on the first try. I then proceeded to laugh maniacally for about two minutes after I had realized my mistake.
1:30 I fucking love when they are all like “bruh” and “mate” and “lad”
1:39 Dan making himself laugh
1:58 Dan genuinely freaking out about what the plural of goose is, good editing there, 10/10
2:07 Phil planking (?) and then letting himself fall on the bed
2:23 Dan and Phil singing (this has improved a lot since pinof 1, let’s be real)
2:45 they’re so cute I die
3:00 Dan not being able to say no to something Phil suggested (aka Phil crabwalking up the stairs while Dan is concerned in the background)
3:18 Phil uses every chance he gets to troll Dan the hardest. Dan is just so done with him. I feel like this is a common occurrence in the Howell-Lester household.
3:26 “danis snot on fireeee” ^^ see point I made above
3:35 Dan is slime, Phil prods and pushes him. Fanservice
3:46 the tie tying race that ends up in a tie
3:58 #vasegate
4:01 should I find this hot, why is this hot
4:18 Dan seems to be funny only for the little giggles Phil makes in the background
4:36 CapitaLester
4:46 #TrollPhil number 3: throwing cards in Dan’s face
4:48 Dan jumpscaring Phil (I forgot too, I hate you Dan)
5:05 this is not any AU I ever asked for, Dan why did you make it so weirdly sexual, WHY
5:25 Photo exposing – this may be my favorite part
5:30 Phil’s cringey pose. Dan enjoys making fun of him SO much, this is so fond
5:44 Phil finds the glorious sun selfie of Dan. I had to pause for a long time to collect myself. Phil is an evil human that enjoys others having pain
5:55 “oooh, testing [air quotes]… just caught me RESTING my hand” - Phil, you’re absolute savage. I believe Dan now, you’re evil!
6:04 Dan sings “celebrate good times come on”
6:25 Dan has to wear the cheese costume.
6:35 “Phil, G-Note Dan.” and then that evil smirk. Phil Lester, stop that. (also, Dan looks too pretty there for someone in a cheese costume, I don’t want to be attracted to him when he looks like this)
6:41 a natural Dan and Phil moment that I treasure in my heart, before…
6:45 Phil trolls Dan hard and jumpscares him. I squeal in delight, Phil laughs and claps his hands, this is wonderful (and I am attracted to how Dan has his legs resting there. CAN YOU STOP, @ ME)
7:07 Phil Lester saying “anal”. Dan thinking ‘wtf mate’
7:13 them making fun of us for having “lol so random, quirky” questions. Uhm, rude
7:23 Phil in Dan’s outfit
7:37 Dan in Phil’s outfit
7:44 Dan does something sexy in the cheese costume and says something I can’t understand. “omele-do … ???” help pls
7:48 holy shit, why is Phil so sexy here? My heart! The husky “hey”, stop it, Phil
8:05 “Dan will you straighten your hair one last time?” “No.” good
8:08 the bread fight gets too intense. Phil stabs Dan to death with his bread crust. Dan dies dramatically. I love how their minds work together. Please never stop being so playful.
8:18 Dan gets a rat tattoo
8:38 Phil gets a Dan tattoo. Is Dan adamant to show us his love for Phil? His possession? Why does he do this? Is it part of the elaborate plan that ends in no one person on the world being surprised when they finally refer to each other as husbands in Pinof 10? the world may never know.
9:03 Phil twerks a bottle flip with Ribena. Dan loves this more than any kind human should. (so do I)
9:26 #spon, #spon, #spon