Phil liveshow - 30 Nov 2017 - I BIT OFF MY DENTISTS FINGERS

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such a sweet liveshow (and he was wearing the blessed black bird jumper) but way too short

• the shocking comment of the week : Phil says he wants to live forever
• Confirms he's gonna spend christmas with his parents
• Dan gaming and laughing weirdly in the background lol poor Phil (also ps : whenever I mock Dan it's lovingly I love him a lot but I also love to laugh at him I can't help it)
• Phil voluntarily brings back minced pies....
He either misunderstood why
everyone was talking about them non stop for a week after his last ls and he wanted to make sure we knew there was no beef in them or he just enjoys taunting us with his blissful gross marital happiness
• One of his favourite smells is the smell of cinema popcorn. look I'm not saying anything I'm just saying they do go on a lot of movie dates.
• Chat : "Chris pratt is my dad"
Phil : "Lots of people probably feel the same way"
• Good Boyfriend Phil promotes ISG
• "Speaking of Dan" ... When aren't you Phil tho
• He actually promotes a Youtube event where Dan is gonna be giving a small talk this is hilarious I love Phil announcing and promoting something Dan is gonna do alone on his own liveshow and Dan not even talking about it at all
• Phil might wear TIIT inspired eyeshadow (please do)
• The ISG green tea is from Madrid
• No liveshow next week because he's hanging out with buds
• Is gonna go edit the first gaming video

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Dan and Misc Watch 2017
I BIT OFF MY DENTISTS FINGERS (Nov 30, 2017)

Prompted Dan Mention

2:05 (Dan talking noises) “That was Dan in the background; he’s having a chat with some internet friends, playing a game.”
-meanwhile Dan is telling his internet friends that that’s Phil in the background having a chat with his internet wallets friends wallets friends

Unprompted Dan Mention

24:00 “Dan did an ISG, which was tres entertaining, if you want to watch him give a bit of advice. He used the green tea that we got in Madrid, on that fun Dan, Anthony, and Phil green tea adventure that we went on instead of flamenco dancing”

24:47 “Also, speaking of Dan, he’s doing a fun talk thing at something called UK On Stage, it’s a YT event, and he’s going to be doing a little 5-10 min speech/chat”
25:30 “Just thought I’d let you know, if you’re in the area and wanna go see Danny do a little talk”

Neutral Dan Mention

9:50 (chat) You both got rat tattoos in pinof
“Ohhhh! ‘Cause I got a tattoo of Dan and he’s a rat”

10:20 “Yeah, I did do a bottle flip with ribena off my ass, that was probably a mistake to put on the internet forever”

10:50 “Phil is not on fire is on AmazingPhil. Number 9. You could watch the whole series if you want.. to.. give yourself a headache (laughs). Watching all 9 in a row might be a bit hard.”
-pfft what does he take us for, filthy casuals?

11:07 (chat) bloopers
“Yes, there will be bloopers. And they may be released to you by Danta Claus”

11:36 “If you’re subscribed to DanAndPhilGAMES—if you’re not, what you doing, go do it now—because we are going to be doing a video every day leading up to Dec 24”

11:50 “I’m gonna put a little disclaimer: probably. We’re gonna try our best, but we are human and things happen, like broken noses and broken computers. So we’re gonna try, but I don’t want it to become a thing where if we don’t do it, it’s like ‘YOU FAILED’ because the disclaimer is: most. Most days.”
-Dan vs Phil: Laptop Fight TO THE DEATH

13:10 “The Melbourne tickets have been released as well on danandphiltour.com. So, wherever you are, hopefully we’ll be doing a tour date nearby; it would be good to come hang out with you”
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18:30 “If anyone got a Dan and Phil advent calendar, tomorrow is the day where you open the first one and you get to see the terrible drawing that either Dan or me drew. I think they’re colour-coded, so I think the red ones might be Dan and the green ones are Phil? It says on the back of the calendar.”

23:37 “If you watched the last gaming stream, Dan made me tell a story, which I’m not proud of, and it was very traumatizing, that’s on DAPG”

30:30 (chat) are you excited for gamingmas?
“Yeah! So, DanAndPhilGAMES, make sure you subscribe, make sure you ding the bell, and then you’ll have a plethora of gaming videos over this month to keep you entertained in these dark winter nights.”

Miscellaneous

2:45 “I went to the dentist today, which is a bummer.”

2:55 “[There was a skylight] above the dentist’s chair, so you’re all strapped in—well they don’t really strap you in-”
-only if you’re Dan and you request it
“-and I was looking up at the window above me, and I just saw these pitter-patterings of snow on the glass and I bit down onto his finger”
3:30 “So I had a very embarrassing/almost-cannibal encounter with the dentist. Hopefully I’ll be allowed back.”
3:55 “The hygienist, though, I don’t know why they are such torture-lovers. It hurt so much, and I’ve been a good lad with my brushing and my flossing. I've been flossing 3 times a week, I’ve been brushing with an electric toothbrush for two whole minutes twice a day. But still, go to the hygienist where they’ve got like the scrape-y death tools, and I’m gripping onto the chair, gritting my teeth, my eyes are shut, and I can’t imagine anything hurting more.”
-we’re currently listening to Phil dirty-dentist-talk to Dan across the room with us as a go-between and I don’t know how to feel about it

5:50 “How does that even fit in that hole?”

7:05 “[Me getting braces] was optional, though. And I’m like, if there’s ever an option, I’m gonna go with the easy option. If they said ‘you have to get braces’, I’d do it. But he was like ‘I mean, you could, you don’t need to. You might need to one day.’”

7:50 Wisdom teeth update! “They’re impacted”
8:35 “I’m aware of them, like I always feel like there’s a bit of pressure in my jaw, but it’s not bad enough to actually have surgery, so I guess I’ll leave it”

8:32 (chat) I don’t have any wisdom teeth
“You mustn’t be very wise then”
-savage

13:25 “My granddad’s birthday happened, 90 years old, nice one. That’s good news for me, because that means my genetics might have the ability to get to 90 years old. I’m very happy about that, so keep trooping on granddad. He’s my final grandparent, so I’m hoping we’re going to keep him on this earth for at least another 20 years.”

16:15 “Seriously, a cup of tea, just nibble on [a mince pie]… it’s like your entire body has just been filled with Christmas. It’s all over you.”
-…I need an adult

29:44 “sad phannies”
-is hearing that come out of his mouth hilarious for you Brits? I bet it’s great

30:58 “I’m not doing a liveshow next week because I’m hanging out with some buds”
One after that will be the last ls of 2017

Phinal Tally: said ‘Dan’ times
~14/32 mins = 0.43 per min

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